Harriet Miers, “Gone in 60 Seconds” - Gripping story of a very,very ordinary woman who is suddenly called upon to change the fate of the world! And then, just as suddenly… un-called upon. “Not sure why this one was made,” says The New York Times, “but Miers is convincingly, tragically ordinary.”
Laura Bush, “Flowers for Geogie” - Bush dazzles in this bizarre and emotional tale of a man - whose approval rating suddenly soars and then plummets just as suddenly - and the woman who loves him more than life itself.
Hillary Clinton, “If Not Now…” - Clinton is strong and determined in this mind-bending sci-fi infused story of woman who is living two years in the future.
Condoleezza Rice, “Flowers for Georgie” - Rice dazzles in this bizarre and emotional tale of a man - whose approval rating suddenly soars and then plummets just as suddenly - and the woman who loves him more than life itself.
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12 comments
Maximum Bob
March 5, 2006 at 6:10 pm
1A couple more:
Karen Hughes, “Every Which Way But Truth.” A folksy suburban mom is recruited for an important job in the federal government after placing first in the Pillsbury Making Shit Up Contest.
Ann Coulter, “The Big Too Easy.” An off-the-wall right-wing commentator learns that some people refrain from joking about her not because of the quality of her ideas, but because making fun of her is just too damn easy.
cooper
March 5, 2006 at 6:28 pm
2Good MaxBob, how about this?
Susan Stamberg stars as a former respected news show host, that now in the twilight of her years, develops bulimia and, since she can’t bring herself to stick her finger down her throat, succumbs to a strange propensity to phone into The Rush Limbaugh Show and then, when she’s on the air, is immediately overcome by wave upon wave of nausea, in the animated blockbuster of the year “Call Us and Vomit: The Curse of the Weird Habit”
cooper
March 5, 2006 at 6:56 pm
3Best Actress in a Supporting Role - Lynn Cheney, as the longsuffering wife of an washed-up politician, who, after being drummed out of office and relieved of all firearms because of gross safety violations and deep bouts of depression, now makes his living as a late night auto repo man, who’s not afraid to mix it up with the deadbeats, as he puts their car on the hook in - “Muscle and Tow”.
siobhan
March 5, 2006 at 7:02 pm
4Bartender, I’ll have what Cooper’s having.
waterfowler
March 5, 2006 at 7:17 pm
5Make that a double.
Max, please disagree w/ Coulter on anything w/ a little intelligence mixed in, if possible.
Sharon
March 5, 2006 at 7:18 pm
6coop, that is a *terrible* thing to do to Wallace & Grommit!
Maximum Bob
March 5, 2006 at 8:24 pm
7WF - I’d love to disagree with anything Coulter’s said that had a little intelligence mixed in, but I’ve yet to read or hear it. She’s like Mallard Fillmore without the kneeslapping jocularity.
cooper
March 5, 2006 at 8:31 pm
8MaxBob, I’ve always thought of Ann as the Franklin Pierce without…, but perhaps you’re the better presidential scholar, so I’ll go with your expertise.
ice weasel
March 5, 2006 at 11:33 pm
9Hehehe, he said “coulter” and “intelligence” in the same sentence.
And meant it.
Did I mention I really like ice cream?
SeattleDan
March 6, 2006 at 1:38 am
10Some rocky road,please.
Murray
March 6, 2006 at 10:11 am
11Katherine Harrison “Nightmare on Congress Ave.” Not merely satisfied with stealing votes, Katherine, in her signature towel applied makeup, becomes a major recipient of illegal campaign contributions.
I’m in the wrong category now, but what the hell.
George Bush “Incurious George” Clips show the yellow monkey being briefed on the disaster that would become Katrina, with no reaction or questions from him. A truly black comedy.
American Economy “Brokeback Mountain of Debt” Two cowboys, in love with themselves, take a healthy economy and do unspeakable things to it.
American Prestige “Crash” In a strange cross-over effort, two cowboys in love with themselves, take a healthy respect and do unspeakable things to it.
Murray
March 6, 2006 at 10:13 am
12Acually I meant TROWEL applied makeup, but I guess that towel works too.