I didn’t realize that I’d had a good relationship with Jesus Christ until it all went sour this year.
No, really.
Some of you who know me might be suspicious of this statement. You might be saying, “Whoa, Adam, I’m pretty sure you’re Jewish. And pretty secular at that, perhaps even an atheist.” Well, yeah, you’re not far off. But honestly, until very recently, Jesus was all right with me. We were acquaintances, we had lots of friends in common, we were the kind of guys who’d say hello to each other at social events and always leave thinking highly of each other. Maybe we’d make tentative plans to get together outside of our social circuit, but if those plans never materialized we didn’t hold it against each other - we’re both busy.
Some history of Jesus and me: As a tiny kid, I didn’t know Jesus very well. Like a lot of highly-assimilated Jews, I grew up believing in Santa Claus, getting presents on Christmas, and also lighting Hanukkah candles. I was an avid consumer of TV Christmas specials, even though I was aware that the occasional religious moments towards the end weren’t really for me. The rest of it was.
So Jesus was okay with me. Though he was clearly more important to some of my friends, I liked him. I thought of him as Santa Claus’s quieter younger brother. A good guy with kind words for everyone, like those big friendly camp counselors who take you for a little “cool down” walk after you’ve gotten into (and in my case, probably lost) a fight. I wasn’t quite sure why Jesus spent so much time up on that cross, but as a boy with an occasional but healthy persecution complex, this only made me feel closer to him. [”Yeah, you’re totally right, Jesus, they will miss me when I’m gone.”]
By the time I was eight, things had changed a bit. I’d uncovered the Shocking Truth about Santa, I’d publicly declared myself an agnostic on logical grounds (well, “publicly” as in “in my parents’ bedroom,” but that counts when you’re eight), and I’d begun my ed-Jew-cation. In Hebrew School we were taught to think of Jesus as a prophet. Not the prophet, of course, but we were counseled to respect him and his teachings. This was fine with me. I honestly didn’t have a lot of respect for most of the prophets - they seemed to be nothing but bearded guys who came out of nowhere holding giant rulebooks that everybody suddenly had to follow. But Jesus seemed okay. I honestly didn’t think about him all that much, which was understandable, I think - videogames had just been invented. But I’d see Jesus on the road and on television all the time, and I was happy to see that he was doing well.
As I got older, Jesus started showing up more frequently. He was a part of my friends’ lives, and he was never a drag. I dated a few Christian girls, mostly Christian girls, in fact, and as such even went to pay my respects to Jesus on more than one Christmas Eve or Sunday afternoon. Jesus and all his assembled friends never seemed to mind that I wasn’t officially in his club. It was cool. [Except for one notable evening at 2AM under Debbie’s family’s Christmas tree, doing something that I was sure was going to bring down the wrath of Jesus and Santa and Debbie’s dad. But somehow we didn’t get caught.]
I read the New Testament. Not a bad read - the stories weren’t as exciting as the original, but there was a lot to think about and a lot less inscrutable Wrath. As sequels go, I’d rank it somewhere up there between “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” and “The Empire Strikes Back.” Sort of like “Aliens,” in fact - really, really good, but so different from the original that direct comparisons aren’t all that meaningful. And Jesus definitely comes off looking pretty good.
As my world expanded, I became aware that some of Jesus’ friends were a little pushy. By my late teens I was well aware that a lot of Jesus’ friends thought that I was going to Hell because I hadn’t accepted Jesus as my lord and savior. But those people never actually spoke to me about it, and I was pretty sure that they weren’t Jesus’ real friends. I knew that if I actually spoke to Jesus about those people, he’d say, “Oh, those guys… they’re kinda like family, you know? So I can’t just ditch ‘em, but…” I’d cut Jesus off and tell him it was cool, that I had friends like that too. And everything would be cool.
Life went on. My childish and teen obsessions with fantastical novels, rock music, silly comedy shows, girls, and videogames gave way to a more adult existence filled with… fantastical novels, rock music, silly comedy shows, girls, and videogames. Oh. Anyway, I married a Christian girl. She’s more “spiritual” rather than a “rah rah” Jesus fan, but it makes little difference - it all worked, and having Jesus around once in a while didn’t bug me in the least. I’d also picked up an affection for some of Jesus’ music - gospel, specifically, and I was sure that Jesus and I would both get a kick out of sharing a few Mp3’s (depending on how he felt about the legalities involved…). Things between Jesus and me were distant, but good.
Until recently, and I didn’t even realize it until Christmas this year.
This Christmas, my wife and her family went off to church, as is their wont. And I stayed home, as I generally do nowadays, because I no longer feel the need to prove that I can walk into a church without bursting into flames.
And I started thinking about Christmas, and I realized that somehow I no longer thought highly of Jesus. Examining it, I realize that it’s because of a lot of very recent things. It’s because of Bill O’Reilly and his Fox News cronies yelling about the “War on Christmas.” It’s because of an increasingly loud and angry bunch of Jesus fans who seem to have jettisoned the whole tolerance-and-peace thing in favor of getting Jesus into as many public places as possible as though there was little difference between a cross and a Nike swoosh. It’s because of a President who clearly sees our current war as the struggle between the Friends of Jesus and the Friends of Mohammed, as though there were no other teams and as though that conflict was the same as one between God and Satan or Good and Evil. When presidents go to war for Jesus, when preachers call for political assassinations, when America’s undisputed top-dog religion starts acting like a bat-worshipping cult lobbying for its first tax exemption… well, it gets harder and harder to feel any affection for the team mascot.
There were a lot of Christmas specials on TV this year, and I couldn’t enjoy them as much because all the yelling made me aware that their aren’t any Hanukkah or Ramadan specials. [Not that I want ‘em - Hanukkah remains a somewhat sad wannabe holiday to me: Why try to put a celebration of Unexpected Fuel Efficiency up against the birth of the Messiah? It’s bad programming. Jews oughta stick to promoting Passover, a really cool, special effects-laden asskicker of a holiday that actually mandates the drinking of four cups of wine. That’s a holiday. But I digress…]
Nobody likes a sore winner. Jesus seems no less prominent in American life than he was when I was a kid. If anything, he’s more prominent. He’s got a knack for reinventing himself for each generation, not unlike his mom’s namesake, Madonna. His fans, as far as I can see, haven’t got much to complain about.
But they do. More and more. This past year was filled with angry Jesus fans, mostly honest people of faith who’ve been convinced by a cynical political movement that their pal Jesus is being dissed. Most of these folks don’t see much change in their own communities, but they’ve bought into the story that it’s happening somewhere “out there.” So they’re “fighting back.”
For me, the main effect of all this is that I don’t feel as favorably inclined towards Jesus anymore. He looks more and more like the zoned-out rock star who has very little to say as his increasingly unruly and thuggish fans brawl and trample each other while wearing his tour T-shirts. Intellectually, I know that this isn’t all his fans. And of course I realize that this really shouldn’t reflect on Jesus himself. But to me it does. It’s not a considered opinion, it’s just an emotional reaction - I just don’t feel as friendly towards the guy anymore. He seems angry, uncompromising, intolerant. I find the 7 year-old inside me wondering whether he and Santa had a fight.
I hope that changes. It probably will. But for now, if Jesus and I were to run into each other at a holiday party, I’m pretty sure we’d avoid eye contact. If we got forced into a conversation with each other, maybe because we’d both been angling towards the M&M’s bowl or something, it’d be a pretty terse and superficial one. We’d probably mutter a couple of nice things about our host, maybe ask and answer in vague terms about how the other one was doing, and leave out the usual “we oughta get together sometime” pleasantries. That’s just inevitable at the moment: Maybe he’d be psyched about what’s been going on this year. Probably he’d be embarrassed. Either way, the conversation would be really awkward, so I wouldn’t bring it up.
Ultimately, a confirmed secular Jew’s personal relationship with Jesus Christ isn’t really very important. I realize that. But if any of you see Jesus, don’t tell ‘im I say “hi.” Not this year. He might take it the wrong way.





236 comments
ginny
December 27, 2005 at 6:16 pm
1Those damn fanboys have ruint yet another perfectly good slight acquaintanceship.
Honestly.
In the meantime, don’t take Jesus’ failure to make eye contact personally, if you happen to see Him at the New Years’ bash.
Consider this: he might be really embarassed that his posse’s gotten the wrong end of the stick again. Last time it was the Inquisition, and look what happened.
Damn fanboys. They always want to run the club their way, and all the fun people don’t even want to drop by anymore.
madbard
December 27, 2005 at 6:25 pm
2Thinking of evangelicals as otaku really puts it all into a fresh context. Why I left the Church and quit the anime club is really the same: not that I don’t love anime or Christianity any less but those OTT fanboys are such power whores and everything has got to be their way or the highway. Gundam Double Zeta is cool but Gundam Wing is crap. It’s gotta be in the original {Latin | Japanese} and no crappy English dubbing. Disney is Satan. And the more obscure and less understandable, the better.
david
December 27, 2005 at 6:27 pm
3Hmmm … I’m in a very similar boat … on xmas eve my wife goes off to celebrate with her church … and I stay home with the cat (or, as was in previous years, with my Dad … trying to figure out if we have anything in common anymore [or if we ever did]).
Although I’m not 100% sure about the bursting into flames bit. I’ve entered my wifes church … but always have this burning sensation. Could be something else, of course.
Emmarie
December 27, 2005 at 6:45 pm
4Well done.
I’m not angry at Jesus; he’s probably much more sick of this than we are. I’m not even that mad at him for saying he’s God. I blame it more on Paul and the people who decided which gospels go in the canon. Without them, Jesus would just be one of the numerous, nameless people who did the same thing at the time.
Murray
December 27, 2005 at 6:53 pm
5Yea, I started out real close to Jesus, my Dad worked for him and so did my mom in a way. I like what he has to say, especially the part about helping the poor and being peace makers, but now I just avoid him. I just can’t make sense of his father and Jesus is too close to his dad to reject one with out rejecting the other. So I just go my way.
As far as Jesus’ so called defenders go, I know there’s a special place in Hell for them and the hate they spread in his name.
Mojo
December 27, 2005 at 7:41 pm
6Santa Claus, on the other hand, still rocks! He may be mythological, but as long as he keeps leaving presents under the tree I’m OK with that.
cooper
December 27, 2005 at 8:20 pm
7Well, Adam, it’s obvious that you didn’t get an Xbox 360 for Hanukkah. Wow, that’s quite a story, but then you’re a professional writer. I’m going to have to re-read and mull this over for a while and I’ll get back to you guys later.
David and Adam, ditto with me and the little woman; she goes off to church and I stay home finish the paper. The kids are rather sceptical of the whole religion precept, but I haven’t been coaching them. I figured they’re smart kids - they can make up their own minds.
ice weasel
December 27, 2005 at 8:45 pm
8While I qualify (on a technicality) for being Jewish, it doesn’t take take being a Jew to have that “estranged” feeling for your old friend, jesus. No, you’re right. Jesus’s followers have made a real dog’s breakfast of what he was supposed to stand for and when you add thelack of moral backbone a broader group of his followers have demonstrated, well, you have to wonder.
Leslie
December 27, 2005 at 10:00 pm
9If many years from now a large group of people who claimed to be followers of Adam Felber said that his writings showed that George W. Bush was the greatest president the United States had ever known, and you had access to the writings of said Adam Felber, would you hold it against Adam? Even if the foolish followers decided to run a country based on the foibles of George W. Bush? I certainly hope not. But now, because you disagree with some of Jesus’s followers, you are throwing away all of Jesus’s teachings, even though you agree that His teachings are, all in all, sound.
I have enjoyed this blog and have learned a great deal from Adam and the commenters here, as well as from the links you have provided me with, but I am having a problem with the religious intolerance I feel here. I wonder what your reaction would be if you substituted the word “Muslim” or “atheist” for the word “Christian” in this section. Folks, I’m a progressive, but I wonder where my place is. I sure as hell don’t belong with the Republicans, but I’m beginning to think the Democrats don’t want me either.
yllama
December 27, 2005 at 10:09 pm
10You can blame the rock star a little bit for telling the out of control fans to simmer down.
ice weasel
December 27, 2005 at 10:13 pm
11I can only speak for myself Leslie, and perhaps your remarks weren’t addressing my post, so all I’ll say is this. I think it’s common to conflate such criticism into a broader commentary than it’s clearly meant to be. It’s frequently done by people (this may or may not include yourself) who want to dodge the issue at hand. I know I spoke about jesus’s followers and the mess they’ve made of it. I think I was fairly clear as well that I did not mean all christians, just a large number of them.
If you feel that criticism is unwarranted, I’ll certainly listen. Who knows, you may convince me I’m wrong but from what I’ve seen, there hasn’t been much “mortality” from that majority in some time. Need I present examples?
I’m not “Democrats”. I’m just one guy who used to be a card carrying conservative and got disgusted with the lack of honesty in that party. I can’t claim to speak for any progressive group but myself and all I can say is that if you feel that criticism of christians precludes from being a liberal, then perhaps you’re right.
I hope I am (and you are) wrong though. I think we have room for a lot of people in the big tent. They just have to mean what they say and be honest.
Adam Felber
December 27, 2005 at 10:24 pm
12Leslie - I hear you. I’m not “throwing away his teachings.” I’m just reporting (and a little sardonically at that) about how I feel this Christmas.
As I said: intellectually, my opinion of Jesus remains as positive as it always has. Emotionally, though, I feel somewhat oppressed by the things being done in his name, and the deafening silence of his devout followers who’d rather not see all this happen.
So, right or wrong, I feel like the entire Christian dialogue in this country has been hijacked and exploited by a political goon squad. And that’s a little painful to us outsiders. I can only imagine how painful it is to the (formerly) insiders.
That’s all I was trying to say here, albeit long-windedly and laced with gags.
David
December 27, 2005 at 11:44 pm
13David of the Green Swamp here (upper case - the third david uses lower case, so there is an identifier),
First, a truly minor note: “There were a lot of Christmas specials on TV this year, and I couldn’t enjoy them as much because all the yelling made me aware that their aren’t any Hanukkah or Ramadan specials.” “…there aren’t any…” And yeah, there aren’t any, which strikes me as a missed opportunity for enrichment of our collective cultural experience (assuming such a thing is any longer permissible in what appears to be an age of ever-rigidifying demographic groups).
So now to jump in to the discussion at hand with my usual trepidation-free (and probably error-prone) compulsion to have a say.
I think Jesus was very likely regular folk with a huge dose of global humanitarianism, something anathema to damned near every interest group of his era, as well as to most of the high profile Christian leaders of today, especially those spewing the rampant homophobia which infects much of much of the “faith community” (which descriptor incorrectly suggests a monolithic entity - people who speak of the central role of religious faith in their lives are anything but monolithic, much to the chagrin of the “Learned Elders” and the legion of telehucksters).
And there is growing evidence of the rejection of homophobia among the majority of Americans (wonder if the pope will maybe jump a couple of centuries and join us in the 21st?)
Adam, I read this with great interest and considerable empathy, in part because if there is a Jesus who is able to speak to the mass of Christians who are enablers of what the likes of Pat Robertson, George Bush, and the current anti-land reform, homophobic pope, and the rest of the people who claim somehow to speak for God or God’s agent(s), then it is fair to ask Where the hell is he? I don’t see Jesus in those terms, and I doubt there is any such thing as seeing a mystical Jesus clearly, if at all. But it’s very easy to see the thrust of the current American Godsmack Up with Jesus movement, and it is a sickening, anti-humanity assault on the human flesh and the human spirit.
The fact that it was the Christian community that Karl Rove was able to exploit to such electoral success screams volumes. Can’t see where the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount figures into any of what seems to define the main thrust of current American Christianity.
Still think Ezra Pound was on to something in “The Goodly Fere,” although it seems to me the archetypal humanitarian should be, if any gender, female, or more properly non-gender, and it is his humanitarian character, and his humanitarian character alone, that recommends Jesus as a spiritual guide. And humanitarians are almost never given any significant authority in the affairs of humankind, and if they are, that authority is ultimately either demonized or co-opted.
But back to what Adam is feeling, which I think is the profound disconnect between humanitarianism and current dominant American religious forces, and for that matter dominant religious forces worldwide, which is something to be rejected in any way possible by everyone of every (or no) religious persuasion.
Shantih
Leslie
December 28, 2005 at 12:48 am
14Ice Weasel, I’m glad to hear you weren’t speaking of all Christians. I, myself, have many issues with the religious right…oh all right. They make me want to pound my head on the pavement. I’m certainly not arguing that Christians haven’t done plenty of awful things in the name of God. But how easy it is to overlook the quiet charitable things that are done - the millions given for disaster relief, the children’s homes set up, the hospitals, the homeless shelters - the list goes on and on. I’m not trying to say it makes up for the bad that is done. I am just saying that it should not be forgotten when we talk about the followers of Christ.
Adam, I’d like to respond to that deafening silence you hear from those of us who follow Christ, but who disagree with the religious right. Two reasons come to mind immediately for that silence. The first reason is that we don’t have the networks that the religious right does. They’re the ones with the television and radio stations to broadcast their agendas. Why don’t we have tv and radio stations? I think because our money goes to the poor instead. I hope I’m not being falsely pious. I really think the rest of us simply have no interest in building that power base.
Secondly, you may be asking why we don’t write letters to the editor of the newspaper or speak out publicly. This is a touchy subject. I actually wrote a letter to the editor of the newspaper asking Christians to stop their infighting. They were lashing out at one another in letters to the editor, and as people who a pretty well fed up with Christians, you can imagine the impression that made. If one group of Christians begins arguing with another group of Christians publicly…well, it’s just not, for lack of a better word, Christian.
If it makes any difference, there is certainly dialogue within the church about the right.
I appreciate the very courteous forum here, Adam. Thank you!
hedera
December 28, 2005 at 12:54 am
15I think it’s time to remind everyone again that 90% of the headlines are made by 10% of the idiots. The followers of Pat Roberts, the screaming homophobes, the right-wing talk show people, the people who think “God helps those who help themselves” is an actual quote from the Bible (sorry: it was Benj. Franklin…) and therefore justifies the opinion that the poor deserve their fate… These people make the national headlines. These are the people from whom one may get the impression that the actual teachings of Jesus are being ignored in favor of what this generation of Puritan bigots considers “moral”. I know I often get that feeling - and from my own cousin, I regret to say; he likes to forward me “internet letters” that he agrees with. They turn my stomach. I delete them.
Making only local headlines is the poor church in East Oakland that decided to support one family of Katrina refugees for one year, and went out and got housing, clothing, appliances, toys for the kids, etc. for this family (including a job for mom). Now that’s Christianity. And if you apply the 90%/10% rule, there may be more of that going on, quietly in the background as Christ taught, than we realize. Just because it isn’t in the national headlines doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
Full disclosure here: I personally am not a Christian, not because I object to Christ’s teachings (actually I try to live by Christ’s teachings) but because, as Murray said, I have trouble with his dad. (And don’t get me started on Saul of Tarsus…) What bothers me about the 10% making the headlines is their insistence that the only worthy people are the ones who think like them. I prefer the company of people who are willing to admit they may be wrong.
As for substituting the word “Muslim” for “Christian”, Leslie: I object to the Muslim fanatics out there as I much as I do to the Christian fanatics. I object to being told that I must shut up, obey the men, cover my face and hair, etc. I don’t want to live in the 12th century.
And David, don’t hold your breath waiting for this pope to enter the 21st century: he’s heading straight back to the 17th.
Leslie
December 28, 2005 at 1:07 am
16Sorry, Hedera, that’s not what I meant. I just said “Muslim”, not “Muslim fanatics”. But welcome back! We missed you!
Sharon
December 28, 2005 at 9:47 am
17I was born and raised Greek Orthodox, and I have bounced back and forth between that and the Episcopal Church most of my adult life. I, too, became so disappointed with the relative silence of the Christian wing of the Church, just about 5 years ago now, that I finally dropped out altogether.
Intellectually I know that I’m not helping, that it would be better if I were to stay in and not help to reduce the number of Americans who say they belong to a “mainstream” (as opposed to an independent evangelical) church. But I don’t have the will to do that without getting something out of it for myself, and I wasn’t getting any spiritual nourishment for myself out of that exercise.
I am somewhat heartened to hear interviews with Jimmy Carter, and read reviews of, his new book, “Our Endangered Values”. Someone with some clout has finally blown the whistle on the bullies, money changers, and hypocrites who have hijacked the Church.
Murray
December 28, 2005 at 10:28 am
18Leslie,
I think that this site holds more than a normal share of people whose genes don’t dictate a need for a religion. (I’m sure you’ll disagree but that’s how I see it). The vast majority of people need what religion provides, (again indulge me here). All religions do the following;
1. Explain the unexplainable
2. Control the uncontrollable
3. Provide a purpose beyond oneself
4. Supply support from those who believe the same
Almost all people have the religion that they grew up with and switch-overs are as likely from any one to any other religion. The most aggressive religions grow the best, but must be flexible enough to remain relevant.
As I see it, we are genetically predetermined to need a religion; only about 5-15% of the public don’t have this. Many non believers have come from a very religious background, as I have. But as I explain to my very devout children, I can’t believe in what I don’t believe. I can’t force myself to believe.
On the other hand I see the good that religion plays in the lives of my children, grandchildren, brothers, and parents, and am not anti-God. I just don’t believe. I’m not out to change anyone’s mind, I just wish that others weren’t out to change mine.
Almost all of the proselytizing I get comes from people who have a great deal less knowledge of Christianity than I have, yet they insist that all I need is to know Jesus. When the Righteous Right wants to bring prayer into the public school, teach Creationalism in science class, force me to say Merry Christmas, etc. Their only goal is to make all of us into Christians. I’m sorry but I resent that. I don’t like missionaries coming to my door to save my soul, and I don’t like judges citing the laws of God to overrule our constitution.
This site has a number of vocal nonbelievers but I don’t recall anyone being really disrespectful nor unwelcoming, especially Adam. We just don’t like to have a version of Christianity shoved down our throats, and react to that.
David
December 28, 2005 at 11:00 am
19hedera,
Think he’ll be willing to stop at the 17th, or will the rumblings of enlightenment thinking send him wandering on back in his misbegotten vision quest for myopic authoritarian orthodoxy?
‘Course I guess as long as it’s a liberation theology free world, he’ll be happy wearing his outfits and playing his part. Intriguing the similarities between his and Pat Robertson’s views of the people of and acceptable economic systems for Central and South America.
Leslie
December 28, 2005 at 11:32 am
20Murray, I never thought about the decision to follow a religion being genetic. I’ll have to get back to you on that.
I’m not asking anyone to believe in God here. I don’t think this is the proper place to proselytize, and I don’t really go around knocking on people’s doors anyway. What I am asking for is that people not lump fundamentalist Christians together with the rest of us and to remember that good things are done in the name of God, too.
Hot Tub Tommy
December 28, 2005 at 12:02 pm
21Hey Cretins,
Life is good at the top! The air is fresher; the colors brighter! And every day is a profitable ($$$) adventure. Still skimming and hiding off-shore.
ginny, you and madbard are bitching and moaning about fanboys fucking up all things good and virtuous about religion. HAH!!! What about fangirls, huh? Anita Bryant, now there was a dame! Great big hair, white teeth and always with the Florida tan. And talk about gams! I have, however, always been suspicous and curious about the breasts - but she says she has a “don’t ask, don’t touch” policy concerning that information. And she enforces this policy most vigorously, at least around me - the prude. I could still see handprint on the side of my face for days. Still, “A breakfast without Orange Juice is like a day without sunshine” can still melt me. And “Come to the Florida Sunshine Tree…” What a babe! That business about a fag-free Miami pretty much did her in, though. The last I heard she and hubby #2 were in bankruptcy. Good place for them to be, if you ask me.
Rep. Thomas Delay, (R, TX)
Mark
December 28, 2005 at 12:09 pm
22Adam – you did it! You made Jesus what everyone says he is. You have a fault and you blame it on him! He loves that kind of stuff – he eats it up. All of my Jewish relatives criticize every occurrence in life – coulda’ been a nicer sunset – are you wearing that shirt? – have another helping of brisket – and so on… as if we were in a cheap, bad Woody Allen movie. But I don’t hate them for it. That’s just the way they are. And it’s not as if it only effects me and not the other people in the world around me, they are like this to everyone and everything – fire hydrants are dirty and need painting – oy, look at how that dog runs…. You know – While it sounds fairly mild and harmless, it has a cumulative effect. It grows – like bio-magnification. And now, just seeing them – or anyone like them raises the hackles on my… where are hackles anyway… So, now I have begun to avoid them or anyone like them – but I know it’s not their fault – it’s mine. They don’t have a social problem – I do. And I live with it.
But I don’t blame the victim!
By the way… I was a practicing Jew for a long time growing up. I kept practicing and practicing and never got any better at it so I quit for the most part!
Happy Holidays!
Mark
cooper
December 28, 2005 at 12:27 pm
23Leslie, not to be critical, but good things can be done in the name of Kilgore Trout, too.
Redshift
December 28, 2005 at 12:56 pm
24I still feel the need to test my not-bursting-into-flame skills at least once a year, personally. Just to keep in practice.
Leslie
December 28, 2005 at 1:07 pm
25Cooper, not to be critical, but are they?
Harold
December 28, 2005 at 1:25 pm
26Hmmm…my comment about lightning bolts and hemorrhoids never posted…I wonder if it got eaten by a rat?
Thompson
December 28, 2005 at 1:58 pm
27Does it matter whose name a good deed is done in, so long as its done freely and without expectation of reward?
cooper
December 28, 2005 at 2:00 pm
28Leslie, good point. Maybe I should do one today.
ice weasel
December 28, 2005 at 2:02 pm
29I’m not sure that anyone with even a modicum of intellectual integrity would imply that religion, any religion, is completely evil and has never accomplished any good.
That said, and I’m not accusing you of this Leslie, but as I mentioned above, it’s often defenses like that are the ones used to cover for people like Fred Phelps.
For instance, Pat Robertson. He’s a fairly wacky guy (to put it mildly). His “commercial endeavors” are suspect (again, to put it mildly) as are much of his “teachings” but surely, even Pat does some nice things, so how “fair” should I be with him? Is it unreasonable for me to expect normal, rational christians to denounce him?
I truly wish all christians, all people of faith, were as seemingly live and let live as you appear to be Leslie buit my experience tells me otherwise. My experience tells me that there are actually fairly large swaths of intolerant, outright bigoted people hanging behind jesus’s robes to take away the civil rights of fellow citizens.
So you make a good pont Leslie. It doesn’t behove me, or anyone else, to lump all people of faith in one category. However, that same sword cuts in both directions. The good works or words of a few, don’t cover the many either. People stand on their own merits, sometimes good, sometimes not so good.
Steve
December 28, 2005 at 2:28 pm
30Not much to add here except to say splendid post.
The J-man and I went separate ways close to forty years ago and while some of his teachings still seem relevant, most of them seem to be an awful mistranslated, interpolated, contradictory mish-mash.
Julia Sweeney nails is comedically in her Letting Go of God monologue (which I just discovered is being performed up in LA for the next couple of weeks!), excerpted on PRI’s This American Life a few months ago — the Biblical Jesus is sort of a jerk and just seems inappropriately angry a lot of the time.
Ann
December 28, 2005 at 4:08 pm
31Ever notice how politicians talk about “Heartland values” or “Southern values” or “Oregon values,” but they’re always the same values? Wherever they happen to be speaking, they attribute special “values” to that place. It’s the same with religion. Is “Christian” charity really that different from Muslim or Buddhist charity?
Every time someone mentions the ghastly cruelty and injustice inflicted in the name of God or Jesus, someone brings up the good works of Christians. Perhaps that’s really just a comment on the universality of both cruelty and charity.
As an atheist, I have a very strong motivation to practice charity and kindness toward others: I believe that this is the only life we have. There is no “divine” justice, so the need to work for justice here on earth is that much greater. There is no afterlife in which all of our hurts will be salved and all wrongs righted, so THIS is the only time we have to make each other’s lives more bearable. And although Jesus did promise a heavenly reward, he didn’t give people a free pass to make others miserable in this life–he blessed the peacemakers, and the meek, and the merciful!
Happy holidays!
C. Dundee
December 28, 2005 at 4:29 pm
32Since we’re on the subject of religion… http://cagle.msnbc.com/politicalcartoons/PCcartoons/curiousmoments.asp
Leslie
December 28, 2005 at 5:48 pm
33Cooper, good works are good works. May Kilgore smile on you!
Ice Weasel, Pat Robertson is a fruitcake. He’s off his nut about half a mile, and I’m appalled that he calls himself a Christian. I can’t judge him rationally because I’m too angry about his actions, so I won’t even address your other comments about him. When I spoke about the good being done by Christians, I was speaking about the group as a whole. I realize you have the right to become specific, but Pat Robertson, really!
Ann, you may be an atheist, but you preached a sermon, and a pretty good one at that.
RRRRyan
December 28, 2005 at 6:12 pm
34I find the opinions expressed here well thought and articulated. I do appreciate different opinions from my own and I am incorrect (okay wrong) quite often.
Now for the monkey wrench. I am conservative and a Christian. I watch Fox News and actually like Bill O. I find CNN and Fox to be two opposite extremes and I prefer the latter. The only “war on Christmas” I’ve noticed is that the Salvation Army bell ringers are no longer allowed at Target. If I told you where I live you’d understand why.
It was earlier mentioned about “the” 10% who get heard. I agree completely. The problem is it goes both ways. The 10% of “liberals” that I see on Fox have to represent the extreme opposite opinion and therefore are ridiculous. I imagine CNN digs up quite a few ridiculous conservatives as well.
I honestly admire our president, he has made some hard decisions in the face of venomous opposition. Secondly, we’ll never hear about him fornicating with interns, guaranteed. See, told you I was conservative, I called it fornicating instead of “fooling around” or “hanky panky”, that’s a sure sign.
Anyway, on this Jesus commentary one thing to consider is perhaps you should be blame Him (yes, I capitalized the H). We conservatives are certainly not perfect, but Jesus very clearly said Himself that not one word of the law would ever go away. I believe He brought a deeper explanation of what all those rules meant. The concept instead of the statement. So I try to live that way and encourage others to do the same. So if you claim to be Christian and cheat on your wife with an intern, I don’t shrug it off as “only human”. On the other hand I don’t say “you’re going to hell” either. I just vote for someone who clearly would never do such things.
If you don’t claim to be Christian, as few here have, your life is your own. I have no authority in your life, nor do you in mine. The Bible clearly gives Christians authority in each other’s lives. From Cain who said “am I my brother’s keeper?” right down to the seemingly despised Apostle Paul. Many Christians hate this as much as non. I know I sometimes do.
Pat Robertson assumes he is talking to “fellow believers”. A lot of us “C”s do. Non “C”s then say things like “you don’t know me”, “you don’t own me”, “you’re on a power trip”… And so on. It is sad that it happens that way and I’m sorry for it. The only thing I can say is without Jesus I’d be a scourge to this planet. As bad as the worst sinner I’ve known. So if you’re not a Christian I can say this, I’m no better than you.
Maybe the really nice people have the biggest challenge? “What kind of God would burn people in hell?” I’m just mean enough to understand that there is a hell. Nice people aren’t, and once you throw that out of the scripture it’s not long before everything else goes. In fact, how do we know Jesus ever even existed? If you pick and choose why not choose “do anything I want anytime I want”? That’s the popular choice when there is no canon.
Melina
December 28, 2005 at 6:32 pm
35I love reading everyone’s comments too here…so best.
…(whispering from the back pew)…I enjoyed reading every word you wrote Adam. Christian or Athiest, Polytheist or Buddhist, there’s just so much I personally can take from a “marketed” Jesus. I tried to embrace the concept of “NOTW”, but I love this world so much and so many have been taken away from me in this world I have a hard time dealing with something that’s Not Of This World. If you can’t be part of this world, why am I even alive then? I just can’t stomach the acronimic WWJD and NOTW’s any longer.
I had the distinct PRIVILEGE of celebrating both Jewish and Christian holidays for about six years while my dad was married to his Jewish 2nd wife; my step-mother. My step-family seemed to me during this time period much more loving, tolerant, and just overall okay with who they were than my subsequent trying to be like other people who are born-again and have lots of money and are so happy singing about Jesus and redemption.
I was baptized Episcopalian in 1987, after thinking (delusionally so) that taking this straight and narrow path would really make my life more meaningful. Instead, I felt like one must feel when they were born, say, male, and know all along that they were meant to be a different sexual orientation, say female. Like, the choice had been made but I wasn’t comfortable. Ever.
I digress here on your blog. What I am trying to say is this: This year felt more like ChristMESS to me than ChristMAS. Something’s changed; something’s shifted. I even felt uncomfortable having to sit through what felt to me a propaganda-laden “Chronicles of Narnia”. The book and its symbolism via C.S. Lewis was magical and ethereal. The Liam Neeson’d Aslan made me feel nauseous. I couldn’t wait until it was over and I could leave the theatre. Was I feeling like the White Witch? Was I “bad” like Edmond? Was I being “convicted” of sin through the movie? I don’t know! I do know that I liked Mr. Tumnus though…he was cool because he was the only character in that movie that actually was struggling with thought vs. deed.
I’m just so over it all and it’s hard to feel that way when you’ve got children that are trying to make sense of what’s going on in their life, their country, their world at the same time you are.
cooper
December 28, 2005 at 7:30 pm
36RRRRyan, interesting… So your Christian beliefs have you favoring George W. Bush for the presidency because you felt he would never cheat on his wife with an intern. How does lying to the citizens of your country about the reason to start a war - that has so far killed over 2100 of this country’s soldiers and over 30,000 Iraqi citizens - square with your Christian beliefs? Which is worse in your view? Does that question ever get raised in your church? What do your religious leaders say about the reasons America went to war? Just curious.
Murray
December 28, 2005 at 7:59 pm
37Hey RRRyan,
Let me get this straight.
Lying about a blow job is unacceptable but lying to go to war and sacrificing several thousand Americans and at least 100,000 Iraqis is just fine? An admirable choice?
You think that CNN is the polar opposite of FOX? As far as I can see it is only slightly to the right of center. You want the polar opposite, try Pacifica Radio.
You quote Jesus as saying “not one word of the law will go away” But when was the last time you heard a conservative quoting Jesus saying. “It is harder for a Camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven. If you wish to enter heaven, sell all you have, give it to the poor, and follow me. You have turned my father’s house into a den of thieves. (I could go on for a long time here, 1/3 of what Jesus says in the Bible has to do with helping the poor, but I’m guessing you don’t want to hear it because Jesus didn’t really mean it, right?).
You know, what ever Pat Robertson says, whether it is meant for the general public, Christians, for his followers, or just for the other handful of insane people like him, it is a little hard to defend calling for an assassination, and calling God’s wrath on NY, New Orleans, and even Dover PA. So you are saying that with out God you would be equally crazy? Does that mean that Pat is with out God, or that only your faith keeps you from being equally insane? And how does that explain so many VERY moral people who don’t believe in God? CS Lewis bounced back and forth from Christian to Atheist to Christian, can you tell from his works when he was what? He still liked to spank girls when he was a Christian.
And with out Christianity the choice is “do what ever you want, when ever you want”? My experience is that many Christians do “what ever they want, when ever they want”, and use their Christianity to JUSTIFY it. Secular Humanists can’t fall back on a book filled with contradictions to cover their every whim and must use their own judgment to decide what is right. My guess is that you will find the overwhelming numbers of people in jail are Christians and not Secular Humanists
RRRyan, we still welcome your input.
Ann
December 28, 2005 at 7:59 pm
38Cooper touches on what seems to me to be an interesting difference between liberal and conservative voters, or possibly Dem/Rep, or fundy/non-fundy. (Actually, it’s interesting and disturbing that those pairs are lining up now–not all Dems are liberal, not all Reps are conservative. But I digress.)
My observation is that liberals are concerned with a politician’s POLITICS–what he is going to for the country, what his political values are, etc. We may be dismayed or disapproving of his personal life, but mostly we don’t find that pertinent. I was appalled at Clinton’s private behavior, but I recognized that it wasn’t a proxy for his politics.
Conservatives, on the other hand–especially religious fundamentalists–seem particularly concerned with their leaders’ private lives and indifferent to their public sins. Perhaps you’ll never hear about GW fornicating, but that shouldn’t give him a free pass to lie to the public, ignore the Constitution, and unilaterally start a war that has killed countless thousands.
Although, when it comes down to it, the private lives of conservative leaders seem to get a pass also–witness the drug abuse, bribery, and corruption scandals amongst the Right that don’t seem to bother their followers.
So maybe conservatives don’t even care what their leaders DO, but only what they SAY. Or is it really all about sex? Is that the only private sin that conservatives can’t forgive?
RRRRyan
December 28, 2005 at 8:08 pm
39Cooper, thanks for reading my post.
Not all Americans believe that our president lied about WMDs (which I assume you are referring to). So without believing your premise the rest doesn’t come up.
If I believed that I would be disappointed in his actions. I’ll take it a step further though. I honestly believe there were and ARE WMDs. They made it to Syria early in the conflict or are buried. A man like Hussein does not go from having them to not having them. Period.
I’ll admit that based on the limited facts we peons of the planet have access to it is possible that our President managed to organize a great conspiracy to get all of the intelligence to point to WMDs. Just like the above, my gut says too unlikely. Just like I don’t think he’ll cheat on his wife I also don’t think he’ll lie to us.
As far as the reasons we went to war, I know a lot of Christians who are opposed to it. I’m admittedly a bit mean. A person like S.H. who mows down Kurds by the thousands for trying to leave “his” country, who buries people’s children by the hundreds for living in the same city that an assassin came from, and the list goes on… Must die ASAP. I’ve had a wonderful life so far and would consider it an honor to trade what’s left of it to help others be freed from such fear and oppression. If my forefathers had not thought that way I would be shipping half of everything I earn to England for the king to build his next palace. So my OPINION is based on “with great privilege comes great responsibility”. The Iraqis are my neighbors, and perhaps someday friends, even brothers. The bar is set high for America and I am amazed that we still make the leap.
Again, thank you so much for reading my post. I see other comments have popped in while I was composing this. Neat!
RRRRyan
December 28, 2005 at 8:28 pm
40Ann, are you talking about Rush? I’ve always thought he was a bit full of himself so I don’t really expect too much.
You are right about interest in private lives though. I guess I just think it gives me insight into how they’ll handle public matters. There’s certainly no perfect way. Sex is a strong temptation for most men and the ability to resist it means that they can resist many other temptations. I’d bet dollars to donuts that Clinton’s internet traffic contains much more pornography than Bush’s. Does that matter? To me yes. I’d be surprised to find that Bush uses it, and I’d be surprised to find that Clinton does not. Does that mean that all pornography users are dishonest? I wouldn’t say so, but I’d like to have that information when choosing an ally.
So the sex factor is pretty important. However, King David “a man after God’s own heart” not only fornicated but basically murdered the husband to cover it up. The difference between him and Clinton was the repentance that followed. He did not eat for 7 days out of remorse for what he had done. Clinton claimed that it wasn’t even sex. That’s not a repentant person, it’s someone who would say anything to get their way. Forgiveness comes with repentance, without repentance how can there be forgiveness?
RRRRyan
December 28, 2005 at 8:50 pm
41Murray,
I hope I don’t wear out my welcome by trying to touch on everything. All of your points have merit. I already mentioned that I don’t believe Bush lied to anyone, so that comparison is unfair.
1. On the poor I assume you mean that conservatives don’t care about them? That is not true. I care.
2. Den of thieves? Yes, perhaps some religious leaders have done just that. Surely not all though. Jesus warned that they will be dealt with especially severely.
3. Jesus meant everything he said.
4. I apparently don’t know as much about C.S. Lewis as you.
5. On the Robertson issue you were all over the map, maybe he’s a big target. I’m not personally vouching for every word that comes out of his mouth. When he talks about things like assassinations and judgment I take it with care. Christians can be skeptical too. I had an accident on my motorcycle the other day and am still aching from it. Is that God’s judgment on me? I’m persuaded that it was a combination of wrong place, and wrong time. Does God control the weather? Yes. Does God judge people using natural disasters? Yes. Does that mean that he hates New Orleans? The only thing I can say is I’m pretty sure He’s not into Mardi Gras. I wouldn’t go as far as he did. I wrote a check to the Salvation Army and faced the fact that I didn’t have enough vacation time to make the trip to help.:-\
After that response I felt like I was on the business end of a Tommy gun.
Sharon
December 28, 2005 at 9:01 pm
42RRRRyan,
If you still believe that there are WMDs in or near Iraq, then can you explain to me why we (the U.S.) stopped looking for them? And while you’re at it, could you please explain to me how we will know when we have won the war in Iraq, a country that had no verified connects to 9/11? And could you please explain to me why we stopped looking for Osama bin Laden, the man determined to destroy America? I would realy truly like to understand how Bush supporters keep the faith when all the evidence is to the contrary.
Sharon
December 28, 2005 at 9:30 pm
43RRRRyan,
Four hurricanes in a row hit Florida, all immediately after the 2004 election. What do you think God was trying to say there?
Adam Felber
December 28, 2005 at 9:32 pm
44Okay, let’s reset a little bit here.
RRRRyan - don’t worry, you’re not wearing out your welcome. It’s good to hear differing viewpoints, especially without all the screamin’ and yelling.
I don’t agree with you about a lot of things, particularly New Orleans being the work of a judging God. Nor do I agree that the Bible “clearly gives Christians authority in each others’ lives.” I know several Christians who have a big problem with that reading as well, and who will gladly offer a “judge not” quotation for every “brothers’ keeper” moment. To say “clearly” might give YOU clarity, but it does not mean the issue is settled, even (and particularly) among Christians.
But I should point out to everyone that RRRRyan’s mind on many of these issues is not going to be changed by argumentation. There is an insurmountable gap, for instance, between between those who believe “Jesus meant everything he said,” and those who believe that he didn’t actually SAY everything you read in the Bible. That gap will not be bridged by the reasoned arguments on either side, and arguing about ‘em gets us nowhere. There’s enough common ground to be found elsewhere.
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But I will say something about the Clinton’s blowjob vs. Bush’s war issue - I don’t have a lot of affection for the way that either side handles that argument. It’s not really a direct comparison, and both sides oughta stop using it. Here’s why.
Clinton’s lie - and it was certainly a lie - was tangled amongst the many strands of self-serving political gamesmanship that marred the 90’s. We had the luxury of peace and prosperity, and our leaders squandered it in an expensive carnival that everyone ought to be ashamed of, from the Supreme Court to Ken Starr to - yes - President Clinton. My special anger, as a 9/11 New Yorker, is reserved for those Congressmen who devoted three years to obsessing about Clinton’s pre-White House business dealings, and then, when Lewinsky-gate was uncovered, devoted another couple of years to THAT instead.
A couple years later, my city’s tallest buildings were reduced to rubble, and those same congressmen went around angrily asking why we weren’t prepared.
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As for Bush and Iraq - it’s not a great comparison because at the moment there are no provable, literal lies. And even if there were, they wouldn’t be under oath. And though Clinton’s whole case turned on a single lie, Bush’s does not. It’s not about perjury. Why try to make a one-to-one comparison?
I honestly don’t know whether Bush lied, or misled, or was himself misled or deluded. The real issue is that he is our President, and he took us to war largely for reasons that turned out not to be true. If nothing else, that represents colossally poor judgement. But worse - the Iraq war was not well planned. Despite the administration’s assurances, it is not going well, and it’s my suspicion that we’re going to declare victory and leave in order to save face, and then the place is going to fall apart.
THAT’S the argument - the issues, the reality. Not handy comparisons to unrelated scandals of the past, no matter how sore we are about ‘em.
Sharon
December 28, 2005 at 9:48 pm
45Adam,
With all due respect, when Shrub “testified” before the 9/11 Commission, he refused to do it under oath, and he refused to do it without his puppetmaster by his side, and he refused to let the session be recorded for posterity. Hence he avoided the possibility of being caught in an *offical* lie….for the time being. But this is the man who was going to bring honor and integrity back to the White House. Why wouldn’t he testify under oath?
More recently, he has announced that he, by virtue of being a “war president,” is above the law. This in itself is an impeachable offense against the Constitution which he has sworn, under oath, to uphold.
If you were listening to Patrick Fitzgerald a couple of months ago, and I know you were, then you understand why obstruction of justice is just as serious a crime as the underlying crime that is being covered up. I think you’re being too easy on poor ole Georgie, but I also think that justice will be served. It may take a while longer, but we will determine once again that we are a nation of laws, not of men, just as we did in the Nixon regime.
cooper
December 28, 2005 at 9:48 pm
46RRRRyan, so they pretend the war in Iraq is a just war and they don’t talk about the lies and deceptions that got us there. That’s pretty much what I thought. Thanks!
Ann, my but you write pretty when you’re angry!
RRRRyan
December 28, 2005 at 9:50 pm
47Hi Sharon! Thanks for responding.
1. I can’t verify or deny that the U.S. has stopped looking for the WMDs. If they went to Syria what would you say if we did go looking for them? You wouldn’t like that one bit I suspect.
2. My bet is the war in Iraq will really be over when Hussein hangs but that’s not very P.C. is it? I also think it’s likely that they won’t make democracy fly, but they’ll get a good chance to try. Genesis 16 (I think or maybe 19) talks about Ishmael and says something like his offspring will live in conflict with his brothers. As far as no verified connects do you know what Zarqawi’s title is? How about “Head of al-Qaeda in Iraq”??? Do you know who his predecessor was? I’m quite certain it was also the President/Dictator/King of Iraq. You may disagree, but if you believed this stuff as I do then my other opinions certainly make sense do they not?
3. As far as OBL, he is likely dead. If he’s not dead, he’s certainly no longer very involved. What makes you think we aren’t looking for him? Best guess is he’s in Pakistan. Would you like that we continue our search there? I suspect not. Especially with them pointing their nukes at India. Yes, they do have WMDs, at least they say they do.
RRRRyan
December 28, 2005 at 10:23 pm
48Adam,
“I don’t agree with you about a lot of things, particularly New Orleans being the work of a judging God.”
- I did not say this. :-\ I said I don’t think He likes Mardi Gras, and “I wouldn’t go as far as he did” meaning Robertson. Sorry if I wasn’t clear.
The “Judge not” quotes are pretty popular, the problem is that’s not even the end of the sentence more less the verse. It actually goes:
“MATTHEW 1 Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.”
In Christianese there are two types of judgment, one being referred to as discernment. That’s the kind of judgment we use when making decisions. Then there is heaven/hell judgment. That is reserved entirely for God, and Christ upon His return.
The “Judge” verse can actually be read both ways. It actually leans more toward discerning than the latter. Especially toward the end. This is where people don’t read far enough…
specks and logs and … “You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from the other person’s eye”
The very next paragraph goes on to talk about pearls and pigs. In context of the “do not judge” verse I believe that to mean that using scripture to try to help someone who does not believe (or pigs sorry) will only make them really angry.
So taken entirely in context it is quite appropriate to discern, but you can only do so correctly when you are not a hypocrite. I’d venture no one here knows me well enough to accuse me of that, though I’ll admit I can certainly be. :-\
I will also admit that I make a really bad first impression. Just about without exception. double :-\
So what you call unrelated scandals I call revelation of true character. If it is somehow proven that Bush intentionally misled the public on the WMD issue I will immediately concede that my discernment failed me in this instance. It would not be the first time.
As far as the war planning, how well can you really plan a war? Can you tell me of a war that went well? I personally think there is no “right way” to plan a war. It certainly could have gone better, but it could have gone worse as well. Comparing it to Vietnam (not you but you know who) isn’t really fair either.
dee
December 28, 2005 at 10:24 pm
49Gosh I love this place.
RRRRyan
December 28, 2005 at 10:27 pm
50The “judge not” verse above is actually from Matthew 7 and the version I quoted is TNIV.
cooper
December 28, 2005 at 11:11 pm
51Adam, I really do like your story about Jesus N’ Me. I guess there is something about religion or just the mention of Jesus that brings out a visceral reaction in the average human, whether you’re for religion or again’ it.
Thanks for this blog. Growing up in smallville like I did, I didn’t meet a Jew until I was in college, honest. There I met alot of them and actually dated one for a year (I was her goyfriend). I went to Synagog a few times - no flames, no lightning bolts. Her friends and family were very kind to me and hoped to Jesus that she would marry a nice Jewish boy - not me - which is what happened, as it turns out.
waterfowler
December 28, 2005 at 11:22 pm
52The holydays have certainly had an affect on this crowd. Jesus was actually praised?
I’m not sure I can count on y’all anymore for an insight into the lefty fringe.
Keep it up, RRRRyan.
Adam, please tell me about the Bush lie. I seriously don’t understand this obsession on the left to hate him. Did not Clinton, Clinton, Kerry, even Gore all at some point tell the American public that Saddam had WMD’s, the capabilities to develop and deliver them, and was a threat to the U.S.?
David
December 28, 2005 at 11:36 pm
53“The real issue is that he is our President, and he took us to war largely for reasons that turned out not to be true. If nothing else, that represents colossally poor judgement. But worse - the Iraq war was not well planned. Despite the administration’s assurances, it is not going well, and it’s my suspicion that we’re going to declare victory and leave in order to save face, and then the place is going to fall apart.”
A real issue here, rather than the real issue here…. But in addition to making quite good sense, you are likely dead on in your conclusion. I would add, however, that Cheney and Rumsfeld will not be without an utterly ruthless, totally “American interests” as they define American interests plan for what they consider victory, and it has nothing to do with the wellbeing of Iraqis. We lost the war Bush said we were fighting on the first day in Baghdad when we did not secure the Iraqi Museum, choosing only to protect the oil ministry. That move was emblematic of who we as invaders really were and why we were there. Soldiers just did what they were told to, individually noble in most instances but agents of what was in reality an utterly ignoble breach of the peace.
The Kurds are fully prepared to go to war for Kirkuk, the Shi’a in the south are likely ready to do the same for the southern oil fields, and while god only knows what’s in Bush’s mind, if anything, what’s in the minds of the policy makers is what it has always been. Violence, destruction, human agony and massive death are acceptable, so long as some geopolitical point is arrived at that ensures cheap access to and predictable control of vital resources. And it matters very little how totally taxpayers and men and women who mostly really do want to serve their country get screwed, so long as major corporate interests, in this case energy interests, win, at least as they define winning in their boardrooms.
I have to say I think Bush believes what he says, which is really pathetic. Cheney is indifferent to whether what he says is the truth or a lie. Rumsfeld lives in his own elitist universe, enamored of his own cleverness, and dismissive of any judgments contrary to his own.
And American taxpayers and Iraqis in general are well and truly fucked, except those who emerge as the privileged in whatever emerges from this crime against humanity (all wars of aggression, regardless of the rationale, are crimes against humanity).
Sharon
December 28, 2005 at 11:42 pm
54RRRyan,
I’m not surprised that you didn’t hear that the search for WMDs was called off months ago. The story got buried in most papers that reported it at all. I’m sure you didn’t hear about it on Fox News. But you can Google for it.
If OBL were really dead, don’t you think that news would have been shouted from the highest rooftops of D.C.? What are they waiting for? Oh, wait, don’t tell me. They’re waiting for the 2006 elections, of course. But when asked about OBL several months ago, Fearless Leader responded that he doesn’t think about OBL at all. The man who masterminded the attacks on 9/11, and our President hardly ever thinks of him anymore?? But, then again, that Q&A was probably not shown on Faux either, was it?
waterfowler
December 28, 2005 at 11:48 pm
55I think the “Iraqis in general” just voted for a parliament and are still uncovering mass graves.
But, you strayed from the question. If Bush lied, didn’t almost every prominent Dem.? If it was a lie, wasn’t it a massive, two decade, both party, all of government lie that required thousands of officials, agents, etc…to carry out.
waterfowler
December 28, 2005 at 11:51 pm
56Sharon,
If I were you, I’d be watching for the black helicopters, or Bush Sr. in an SR-71 Blackbird, or Cheney placing explosives in the New Orleans levees.
RRRRyan
December 29, 2005 at 12:31 am
57Sharon,
I’m sure if we knew him to be dead it would be announced and promptly, not waiting for the next election. It would be dishonest to hold such information for that purpose & remember, I think our president is honest. BTW, do you really believe the NYT story on the wiretapping was promptly released or strategically?
I’m sorry I missed the news that we aren’t looking for OBL. I find it hard to believe that someone isn’t looking for him. What’s the bounty up to now, 20 million or something?
When the President says he “doesn’t think about him” I’d assume he means that he is no longer a threat, not that he wants to send him on an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas.
Is there anything our President could do that would make you happy? Leave Iraq? Stay in Iraq? Announce that he awakes in the middle of the night screaming because of the face of OBL? Wiretapping terrorist communications? Not securing our ports enough? Too proactive, not proactive enough.
People who really hate our President say things like:
“If the people of the 9th ward were mostly white their homes wouldn’t have been destroyed.”
Huh?
“Iraqis never asked us to come there.”
Uh, yes they did. In fact they counted on us once and we let them down causing many to be killed.
Anyway, I really like to avoid ranting. Some of that may qualify. :-\
Adam Felber
December 29, 2005 at 12:46 am
58watrerfowler -
I don’t want to “tell you about the Bush lie.” And I’m not gonna.
Perhaps I’m misreading you, but I think you’re misreading me.
My point was that making the issue about Bush’s “lying” is a mistake. It isn’t, and shouldn’t, be a Clinton-esque hunt for the definitive “lie.” Because ultimately there is no chance of actual perjury, and getting inside a man’s head as to whether he knew the evidence was shaky or whether he suspected or not isn’t the real problem.
Nope, to me it’s about this: Most people in the US, and many abroad, thought that Saddam Hussein had WMDs. Many people, especially outside this country, thought he probably didn’t (a fact which gets conveniently glossed-over in our present debate). Everyone thought that he would have ‘em if he could.
The questions then become: How certain are we? Are we really so sure? So sure that we’re willing to order a massive invasion without firm proof? Will a continuance of the seemingly effective UN inspections reveal the truth? If we’re going to invade Iraq, should we wait until there’s a bit more evidence so that we can have the backing of our traditional allies? Or is the threat imminent? Would convincing more of the world that we’re right help us down the road, during the inevitable occupation, rebuilding, and diplomatic fallout?
Most of the Democrats who you keep pointing to as agreeing with Bush on the initial question had VERY different answers about some of the key questions above. And they said so very publicly, right up until we invaded.
So to me, boiling it down to “Did Bush lie?” is silly and unhelpful. I frankly don’t care very much whether Bush intentionally misled us or was himself duped by bad intelligence - he’s the guy who made all the bad decisions.
Arg - I could discuss this all week, but we’re already very, very far off topic.
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Siobhan Ruck
December 29, 2005 at 12:53 am
59One thing that our president could do that would make me happy is to take the lead on getting us away from an oil-based economy. Get serious about developing alternative fuels, because the oil IS going to run out sooner or later. He could take the lead in dealing with the associated pollution and climate change. When you see General Electric making the leap to cleaner, more efficient technologies you know the market is there. Use tax policies to help companies change course and produce the products the world will want, rather than rewarding the fuel fossils for dragging their feet. It would be good for the country in so many ways; how could it not make me happy?
Also, the president could just give it a rest on the religion stuff for a few months. (We already know where he stands; there’s no need to reassure us - really.) It doesn’t seem to work in our favor when we’re up against religious fanatics. Sure, there’s a difference in degree. But it’s damn hard to argue that they shouldn’t try to institute shariah (sp?) law, when our leader is constantly trying to put his God into every element of American law.
waterfowler
December 29, 2005 at 12:56 am
60Adam,
It’s just that it seems to be “a given” that he lied in any discussion w/ a lib. No reference to Clinton or any others that agreed w/ or voted w/ Bush.
Back to topic: Jesus loves you. and Pete. and Murray. and even sea skunk. oh, and Cooper, and Hedera, and David. I’m sorry if I left some out, but He loves y’all too.
Leslie
December 29, 2005 at 1:21 am
61Jesus loves us and you’re trying, is that it, waterfowler?
waterfowler
December 29, 2005 at 1:22 am
62Siobhan,
GE, the multi-national conglomerate capitalist pigs????
It’s not a “leap”, it’s called 100 or so years of R&D.
waterfowler
December 29, 2005 at 1:29 am
63Leslie,
I said I was sorry if I left anyone out. Jesus loves you and I’m still tryin’.
Chari
December 29, 2005 at 9:38 am
64I honestly don’t see any religious intolerance in Adam’s post at all. If anything, I see disappointment and loss.
The only religious intolerance displayed lately has been from the Religious Right with their made-up martyr complexes and attacks on anything that doesn’t fit into their narrow view of existence.
Adam never said he’s shunning Jesus. He’s just taking a break from him due to Jesus’ fans. I can understand that completely. I’ve had the greatest respect for Jesus’ teachings and for the life of me cannot understand how all of it ended up morphed into the hateful “rules” the strange carnival of dingbats calling themselves Christians have placed upon our society.
David
December 29, 2005 at 9:50 am
65Might be worth remembering that Hans Blix was in the process of establishing that Hussein had no WMDs, as Scott Ritter was also arguing quite compellingly, and that Bush rushed to war rather than wait until some kind of objective conclusion regarding WMDs could be reached. And there was certainly nothing Saddam could do while the inspectors were in Iraq.
Leaders are accountable for the decisions they make, and for the consequences of those decisions (regardless of intentions - competence trumps “character”), which consequences all affected persons are condemned to suffer collectively.
I think Adam is right - the question of whether or not Bush lied is a distraction from the plain story of the administration’s behavior before and during the invasion and occupation of Iraq, and for those decisions and actions this administration should be condemned. On the other hand, maybe it does matter that if it can be established that Bush lied, the majority of Americans would support impeachment, a cleansing of the White House Augean Stables that might be the best thing for the wellbeing of the republic since Nixon had to climb aboard Marine One that final time (what a day of rejoicing that did be).
An aside: “What’s love got to do with it?”
-Tina Turner
Chari
December 29, 2005 at 9:51 am
66And before anyone pops a vein, I’m not talking about ALL Christians [which should be obivous, but you never know…].
Sharon
December 29, 2005 at 10:02 am
67For a history of how the humanitarian teachings of the prophet Jesus morphed into the rule-bound, spirit-suffocating, exclusionary cult espoused by too many of our most vocal political and religious “leaders”, I would commend to your reading pleasure the book “Constantine’s Sword”, by James Carroll, published a few years ago. The beginning of the end came when Christianity went from being a religion, to being The State-Mandated Religion, back in the 4th century. There are, as you can imagine, many lessons along the way about the dangers of permitting a government-religious coalition to flourish.
mastmaker
December 29, 2005 at 10:11 am
68Until today, I used to advocate that one should not criticize something outside his own - his own country, his own president, his own faith, etc. I never considered it my prerogative to criticize US president (as opposed to US government) until I came to the US of A and started paying taxes.
But you proved me wrong. You showed that it is possible to criticize and simultaneously show that you are ’shouting because you care’, rather than ’shouting because you want to wage war’.
Bravo Adam!
David
December 29, 2005 at 10:12 am
69Chari,
I reacted the same way you did to Adam’s post. I thought it was a particularly effective reminder of how the public face of contemporary American Christianity is estranging at least some (I have no idea how many, not even a ballpark guess - or hot dog) thoughtful, intelligent, basically congenial folk - and really pissing off some others - but it is probably the former who matter more for purposes of this discussion.
Sharon
December 29, 2005 at 10:36 am
70waterfowler,
It was RRRRyan, not I, who posited that OBL may already be dead. I simply speculated as to why we have not heard the news. Don’t *you* wonder why we haven’t?
dee
December 29, 2005 at 10:52 am
71As an apatheist, I really don’t have a dog in this hunt, other than how the radical religious right is advocating public policies that could have an effect on my personal freedoms.
But on the subject of Jesus — for a long time I’ve thought that deifying him blunted the impact of his message. If Jesus was divine, then he knew the Plan and the abuse and suffering he endured would end in the ultimate vidication of the Resurrection. But he wasn’t, and he didn’t.
When I read the gospels I don’t get the idea that Jesus thought he was divine at all. When he referred to himself as the “Son of God,” I always thought he was saying “And so are you…and you are the daughter of God” All of us carry the spark of divinity within us. So his message is all the more powerful because he was human — just like us — yet he was able to transcend the darker nature of humanity and say “Love one another. Forgive your enemies.” If he, as a purely human being could do that, then the rest of us are challenged to do the same.
Jesus was a martyr for a cause. There have been others in history who have suffered and died because they called upon us to listen to the better angels of our nature.
It’s a powerful message and it is the shame of our species that we have corrupted it.
RRRRyan
December 29, 2005 at 11:11 am
72Adam, I’m curious which other bad decisions you think Bush made, or is it just the going to war part? I heard someone mention securing the oil fields.
I am surprised there was no response to the OBL/SH connection I mentioned above. WMDs were not the sole reason for war. It was stonewalling inspectors, firing on U.S. aircraft, the OBL/SH connection, and just general and constant defiance of the terms of surrender. A friend of mine flies for the USAF and told me that the guy has fired on U.S. aircraft several times a week for the last ten years. Just because he was a bad shot doesn’t make the intent any less violent.
I am glad to hear that most folks here think Jesus is pretty cool. I’m sad to admit that my brothers, sisters, and e