While half-watching the Rice coronation today, I stumbled upon this: The Cobb County school board is appealing to keep their stickers. Those stickers are for science textbooks, and they read, “This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully and critically considered.”
You might have missed this, concluding that the matter of evolution was settled in 1960, when Spencer Tracey stalked the courtroom and laid the smackdown on the forces of anti-science. Though I’d applaud your knowledge of history, the battle didn’t end with Tracey’s brilliant summation. In those days, God only had a sword.
Now He’s got pincers.
Is God a lobster? No, probably not. Hard to say, really. But in the new Darwin debate, He’s got pincers. One arm is the old standby you’ve heard of, The Bible. You know, the big book He wrote that tells about Charlton Heston growling at people and other stories. That book. But the other arm of the pincers is the new Science of “Intelligent Design.” The discipline lives up to its name - it’s intelligently designed. But because the scientific community tends to unfairly dismiss it as “pseudo-science” and “fraudulent” and “bullshit,” I thought I’d provide you all with a Q&A entitled The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Intelligent Design.”
Q: What’s Intelligent Design?
A: “The theory of intelligent design (ID) holds that certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause rather than an undirected process such as natural selection. ID is thus a scientific disagreement with the core claim of evolutionary theory that the apparent design of living systems is an illusion.”
Q:I’m sorry, I was distracted by a sparkly object. What was that?
A: It’s the science that concludes that life is so very, very complicated that by necessity it must have been created by an intelligence.
Q: I hear that! Why just the other day I tried to get on the bus but my pass was clipped to my pants so I had to jump up and down to try to reach the little machine -
A: No, no, I mean “complicated” as in “complex.” DNA, cellular biology, etc. It’s all so complex that there HAD to be a designer.
Q: Oh. Like God?
A: Not necessarily. Just an “intelligence.” A lot of ID people are very careful to point out that they are scientists, and positing an “intelligence” that created life doesn’t mean “God.” Could be anything.
Q: Like a giant lobster.
A: Sure. Like a giant lobster.
Q: Or space aliens? Or a totally, like, super-smart cherry pie?
A: … I suppose.
Q: So these ID guys don’t believe in God.
A: Oh no, they do.
Q: All of them?
A: Pretty much. So what? Doesn’t mean they can’t be scientists.
Q: Oh. So there’s all these scientific papers they write, right?
A: Yes.
Q: What do they say?
A: Well, they’re diverse and technical, but they all come to the conclusion that life was created by an intelligence.
Q: Why?
A: Because it looks like it.
Q: That’s it?
A: Pretty much. It’s all about how the design of life resembles the designs of people. And a lot of stuff about how it’s a better explanation than evolution.
Q: Okay, I am by definition a complete idiot, right?
A: Yes.
Q: But still… how does such a pursuit constitute a “science?” It seems to me that ID offers no direct evidence nor does it present a path for continued inquiry. It seems that the discipline exists only to shore up a single unprovable theory rather than to refine or further it. Is that actually science, or is that a meticulous manipulation of data for nonscientific ends?
A: Um…
Q: Furthermore, is this not an idea that exists to negate, forcing evolutionary theorists to prove that each and every natural phenomenon was NOT created by an intelligence?
A: Well…
Q: Whereas a real science would not just employ scientific methods to shore up a foregone conclusion, but rather use scientific methods to determine precisely how something operates, right?
A: It’s science, all right? It’s science.
Q: So what is ID doing to research the identity and characteristics of this “intelligence” that it posits?
A: Well, nothing that I’ve found yet…
Q: Because if they really wanted to research stuff, they’d be saying things like, “Well, could a giant lobster make a flower?” and, “Is there anything about the design of DNA that looks like something a space crustacean would come up with?”
A: I really think you need to get off this whole lobster thing.
Q: But these ID guys aren’t looking into just who this intelligence is, are they?
A: No.
Q: Because they think it’s God, right?
A: They don’t say that.
Q: Because if they thought they saw evidence of giant superintelligent eyestalks peering down on them from under a celestial carapace, they’d be seriously bummed, wouldn’t they?
A: I think this Q&A is over now.
Q: Yeah, but, the goal of science is to-
A: Hey, look at these keys.
Q: Oooooh - sparkly!
A: …





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tess
January 18, 2005 at 6:05 pm
1Gee, next thing you know, ID’ers are going to claim that evolution is mythology!
*peers around for signs of our new troll, mynym*
J. Deighton
January 18, 2005 at 6:17 pm
2Man, and when I read the headline I thought I was in for another bit on Iraq!
Tom in Santa Clara
January 18, 2005 at 6:21 pm
3Where I am the Condi hearings are played on delay, so I’ve had a chance to listen. There’s some scary s*** being said here…these are paraphrased since I won’t get the Times until late:
‘When we decide to effect regime change’
‘Spreading freedom is a major goal’
‘Spreading our moral qualities regarding women’
‘We have a mideast initiative’
These are not the things that I want to hear from our future Secretary of State.
If John Kerry had said what he said to Condi during the campaign, he’d have won!
dee
January 18, 2005 at 6:24 pm
4I’m pretty much an apatheist, but if I DID believe in God it would be the kind of god who, billions and billions of years ago, struck a cosmic match on the soul of his shoe for the Big Bang and set the cosmos into motion. Ever since then he’s been sitting back in his La-Z-Boy, just watching, sometimes amused, sometimes outraged. Once in a while he may get up and adjust the color or the horizontal hold, but other than that, he’s been pretty much hands-off.
He doesn’t say much, either. But when the first coral reef appeared, and Tyranasaurus Rex, and the first creature flew through the air, and man discovered fire, he WAS heard to mumble “Damn — this is gettin’ good.”
Ann
January 18, 2005 at 6:40 pm
5But back to ID: Every time I read “The universe is SO complex that it must have been created by an intelligent designer,” I want to say “Complex compared to WHAT? What is our standard for complexity here?”
At what level of complexity is ID triggered? Are amoebas so simple that they might have evolved, for example, but other life forms require a designer?
ID fails the test of logic, not just of science, because it posits a particular value for complexity (”SO”), while the complexity of the universe cannot be measured.
David
January 18, 2005 at 6:46 pm
6“A White Lab Frock and a Pink Crustacean”
Can we put stickers in all the Bibles in Cobb County that say, “Biblical creationism is just a belief. Consider the possibility that Darwin might have been on to something.”?
Emmarie
January 18, 2005 at 7:29 pm
71. Brilliant, Ann. Rather made me think of the end of Men in Black 2, to tell the truth. Who says we’re complex? Aquinas? Or the guy who operates the locker we’re all stuck in?
2. David: whenever I hear about this about evolution, I always want to ask them if next they’re going to petition for stickers that say: “Germ theory is just a belief. It is highly possible that disease is spread in many other ways.” or “Cell theory is just a theory. Keep questioning it, because it’s possible that inside, we’re really just one big mess of stuff.”
…I’d have more but the biology book is in my locker.
craig
January 18, 2005 at 7:46 pm
8Actually, You can thank ID for your local municipal zoo.
That’s right boys and girls, around the turn of the last century, all of the Museums of Natural History started springing up around the civilized world. One of the purposes of these museums was to educate the masses on the history of nature (including the theory of evolution).
Well, some of the of the folks who weren’t too keen on the whole evolution idea started funding public zoological parks to show the same masses the enormous variety of creatures around the world. The variety itself, as Adam points out in his wonderful column, is supposed to defy the theory that all life evolved from a single source.
Of course, this is just a historical theory.
Raymond Chen
January 18, 2005 at 7:49 pm
9Germs don’t make you sick. God makes you sick, and then sprinkles germs around to test your faith in Him.
Eric
January 18, 2005 at 7:53 pm
10This intelligence behind ID seems pretty smart, complex even. Who designed it? Why something even more intelligent, of course. Therefore, may I be the first advocate of Intelligenter Design?
Are there any fellow believers in IerD out there?
Ann
January 18, 2005 at 8:15 pm
11I’m going to go straight to “Intelligentest Design.” Why bother with the middlemen? Err…designers.
David
January 18, 2005 at 8:16 pm
12Emmarie,
After the last election, I’m leaning toward “We’re just one big mess inside.”
Mike Z
January 18, 2005 at 8:17 pm
13Adam and Ann have both offered some particularly good critiques. Here’s another suggestion: What sort of evidence would actually count against ID? In order to really get off the ground in the scientific community, a theory must at least be able to propose evidence that, if observed, would count against the theory.
I can think of lots of possible evidence that would clearly count against Darwinian evolutionary theory. For example, suppose that puppies all over the world starting being born with fully functional wings. That would count as negative evidence against evolution but would still be consistent with ID.
Maybe the only evidence that would count against ID would be for God to come down and tell everyone that he pretty much did things sorta like how Dee described.
Anyway, I actually liked the sticker. In fact, I think that every textbook should have a sticker saying the same thing about every theory the book contains. “Approach with an open mind and critically evaluate the evidence.”
J. Deighton
January 18, 2005 at 8:29 pm
14Mike Z- if only they followed such advice when it comes to Foriegn Intelligence.
adam
January 18, 2005 at 8:38 pm
15Mike -
That’s one of the things I was getting at (though perhaps I was enjoying the Complete Idiot too much to make it totally clear). ID advocates spend a lot of time identifying “suspiciously” complex things and then defy the evolutionists to provide an alternative explanation. Such explanations are never accepted, of course, but then it’s off to the next Inexplicably Complex Thing.
A good resource for all these things, with tons of related links, is the “Panda’s Thumb” blog:
http://www.pandasthumb.org/
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 18, 2005 at 8:41 pm
16The very beauty of ID is that you can’t argue against it. For every inconsistency and stupidity that you bring to the attention of the ID’ers, they just say, “God works in mysterious ways” or some such nonsense. They have the ultimate bailout. You certainly can’t say that about science! We scientists have no such lifesaving, all-purpose mantra.
I wonder how much of the societal resistance to evolution is due to a simple lack of understanding of evolutionary principles and natural selection. If people are basing their opinions on the notion that humans evolved from chimpanzees, then no wonder they’re anti-evolution. [Not that there’s any sense to being anti-evolution; that would be as meaningful as being anti-gravity.] Still, it seems that many people have closed off their minds to even considering evolution, much less accepting it.
Do any of these ID pushers have pure-bred dogs? How do they suppose the different breeds of dogs came to be the way they are? Dachshunds, long and skinny. Poodles, curly hair. We, as a society, have no problems accepting that artificial selection can mold species into vastly different forms. Why is it so hard to accept that the environment can do the same thing? It must be that since the environment has no intelligence, it can’t direct the evolution of species lineages. What hogwash.
As for the zoos, I find that the amazing diversity of life proves natural selection. The supporters of ID claim that the diversity of life is too complex to be explained by a “simple” mechanism such as natural selection, then tout their own even simpler “because God made it so”! Speciation via natural selection is not simple at all, although the basic principles aren’t that complicated. The fact that we don’t yet understand it completely is due to our own human ignorance, not the mystical incomprehensibility of the universe. We just haven’t gotten there yet.
By the way, I’m too lazy to look it up myself, but does anybody know what ID has to say about all of the species that have gone extinct?
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 18, 2005 at 8:47 pm
17From now on my image of a deity is going to be a gigantic lobster in the sky, clicking its chelipeds and directing the cosmos with its 2nd antennae. What a brilliant image, Adam!
Mike Z
January 18, 2005 at 9:07 pm
18Allison -
Regarding extinction, essentially it’s another “all part of God’s plan” kind of explanation. God decides that a) it is time for a certain species to go away, or b) it is time for a species to be dramatically updated (this one’s used to explain the progression observed in the fossil record).
The main thrust of their arguments (their real ones) are aimed not so much at “micro-evolution” such as dog breeding or microbial antibiotic resistance, but rather at the speciation that is assumed to have happened throughout the millions of years of history. That is: While we have indirect evidence of speciation in the fossil record and elsewhere, we have never actually observed one species evolve into another. Therefore, evolution is mere speculation.
Perhaps it is no surprise that the proponent of ID that has caused most of the post-”Inherit the Wind” court battles is a lawyer rather than a biologist–Phillip Johnson at Berkeley. Lawyers (criminal defense lawyers, anyway) only need to show that there is reasonable doubt in order to win. Johnson showed that there is reasonable doubt concerning evolution, so his followers claim scientific victory.
dee
January 18, 2005 at 9:09 pm
19I just realized I wrote “soul of his shoe” when I meant “sole of his shoe”, but I decided I liked “soul of his shoe” better.
Though I think the only shoes that really have soul are the original Chuck Taylors.
Lynne
January 18, 2005 at 9:17 pm
20The current administration is proof of evolution since anyone of them could be the missing link.
Emmarie
January 18, 2005 at 9:20 pm
21But anti-gravity makes so much less sense than anti-evolution! Gravity is a law, not a theory. And laws were sent by god to be inscribed forever in the front of the Alabama judicial building and never deviated from.
Theories must be entirely different. Even though they encompass many laws, by definition.
I really wish we could get a note from god saying “I didn’t do it.” Now that would be something to watch people puzzle over.
Katie
January 18, 2005 at 9:48 pm
22Mike Z:
……Regarding extinction, essentially it’s another “all part of God’s plan” kind of explanation. God decides that a) it is time for a certain species to go away, or b) it is time for a species to be dramatically updated (this one’s used to explain the progression observed in the fossil record)……..
I really hope The Giant Lobster decides to make Bible-Thumping-Republicans go away. The amusement value MUST be wearing thin by now.
Hey, I can dream, can’t I? Imagine waking up one morning and all of the BTRs have just vanished in the night. (Kind of like the Apocalypse, but much more straight-forward) THAT must be what is meant by the term “heaven on earth”.
Dave
January 18, 2005 at 9:50 pm
23If God really was a gigantic lobster (Look! Up in the Sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no, it’s Seafood!) directing the cosmos with his/her/its 2nd antennae, what’s the 1st antennae being used for?
Anybody want to go ask?
Personally I agree with dee’s post. Except that I think God may have left his recliner as we’re obviously at an intermission. He’ll be back just as soon as he finishes making up that peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Maybe we’re on a tape and this existence is a recording of a game played earlier… with the adverts and time outs removed?
jackd
January 18, 2005 at 10:09 pm
24Wow. A funny and accurate critique of Intelligent Design here at Fanatical Apathy. “Adam Felber’s site, where The Panda’s Thumb meets Fafblog”. Do this sort of thing much more and you’ll replace Charlie Pierce as my favorite WWDTM panelist.
craig
January 18, 2005 at 10:23 pm
25Reminds me of the great passage from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy where the Babblefish proves the existence of God. But Proof denies Faith and without Faith, God cannot exist.
Well, Douglas Adams said it so much better. Look it up.
Ken, Just Ken
January 18, 2005 at 10:28 pm
26I for one welcome our Lobster overlords
norbizness
January 18, 2005 at 10:39 pm
27Here was my previous attempt, using the Simpsons meat-themed educational film as a jumping-off point:
Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says we shouldn’t teach intelligent design in our public schools. Is he crazy?
Troy: No, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of “The Watchmaker Analogy”. [Flash to a montage of ticking watches] Just ask this scientician.
Scientician: [Looking up from a microscope.] Uhhh…
Troy: He’ll tell you that, in nature, a watch found on a beach implies the existence of a watch-maker, so the human body must have had a human body-maker! Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a metaphysical concept masquerading as science but immune from the scientific method is not taught as science to children, we might anger the Great Human Body-Maker in the Sky, and he will lift his veil of protection from this great land!
Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade-A moron to ever question intelligent design.
Troy: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were. [Briskly rubs his hand on Jimmy’s head.]
Jimmy: Uhh…you’re hurting me.
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 18, 2005 at 10:40 pm
28The Giant Lobster’s 1st antennae are much reduced compared to the 2nd antennae. I’m sure that if we prayed right, TGL would tell us what he/she/it uses them to do and why they’re so small.
MikeZ — Thanks for setting me straight about ID’s position vis-a-vis macroevolution and microevolution. I probably should have figured that out for myself, but reading their arguments makes me too mad. Anyhow, it’s a cruel diety that would create species and then, as part of its grand scheme, have them vanish into extinction.
tess
January 19, 2005 at 12:00 am
29It seems to me that the biggest problem among ID’ers is the lack of imagination: How can dogs possibly evolve if life’s been on earth for 6000 years?
Scratch that — the biggest problem among lots of ID’ers is starting with a really, really, bad conclusion and then trying to fit/fake data to fit their conclusion.
hedera
January 19, 2005 at 12:17 am
30The argument that has always bemused me is that all those fossils in the rocks were placed there by God (this was a 19th century version when they still said God). There was never a good explanation why; but since God created everything, He must have created the fossils. I don’t think the ID folks are still using this…
I found myself (at what was supposed to be a pleasant staff lunch) trying to defend the scientific method against a pair of raging fundamentalists whom I didn’t know (to begin with) were - I don’t know why the concept that if you can’t disprove it, it’s not science, is so hard for them to understand. I think next time I’ll talk about the A’s.
Bring on the Giant Lobster. Can’t be any worse than what we have.
The Condi Rice quote that scared me was in a news analysis the other day. She met with James Zogby of the Arab American Institute (I may have the institution name wrong but I’m sure of his) to be briefed on the Middle East; and the article quoted him as saying she responded “too often” by saying “The President doesn’t agree with that,” as if that settled the whole point. Are they really stupid enough to believe that just because Saddam didn’t really have WMDs, the Iranians really don’t have them either? I wouldn’t bet a nickel on it either way.
Bob
January 19, 2005 at 12:50 am
31I am very much taken with Dee’s notion of a Creator who set things in motion, then went to the kitchen in search of a brewski.
If you ever decide to go into the piety biz, Dee, I’ll be glad to be a preacher at the local branch of your Church of the Hands-Off Dee-ity. Out front on the lawn will be a statue of a bearded gent in a La-Z-Boy, with a plaque underneath that reads, “He made us in his image. What were you expecting?”
pjk
January 19, 2005 at 5:13 am
32ID is a Bushism, like Cleaner Skies. It means that people who have limited cranial capacity are admitting that almost ANYTHING is too much for them to comprehend, so the universe was created by someone or something more intelligent than themselves. Oh, yeah, and more intelligent than Steven Hawking too, because his ideas are just theory, whereas the Bible is fact.
And those fossils, found on mountains that used to be seabeds? Why, they’re just further proof of the Great Flood! Because no one has ever seen a mountain rise, Mt. St. Helens doesn’t count, Jesus was a white boy, and we’re the only planet in the entire universe that God chose to show divine intervention to.
Given the results of the latest election, coupled with all the people invoking his name to advance their causes, I have a bigger question to ponder: If he/she/the great sky being exists, WHERE THE F*** ARE THEY NOW?
I don’t buy the pbj/beer scenario. I’m thinkin” blackout bong hits. Because if the world, etc, was created in 7 days, one of God’s blackouts might be longer than normal in reverse proportion.
Sharon
January 19, 2005 at 7:55 am
33ROTFLMAO, at both Adam’s post and the comments.
Allan
January 19, 2005 at 9:16 am
34To believe in Intelligent Design is to believe in God, and that is a simple act of faith.
To not believe in evolution is a simple act of willful ignorance.
shelley
January 19, 2005 at 9:48 am
35Last year my daughter did a science project on how caves were formed. I googled “cave formation” for her, and the first eight hits were all convulted attempts to explain how caves were actually formed in a few hundred years and certainly not millions of years. If I hadn’t been the type of parent who oversees every place she goes on the internet, she would have believed it. So the question becomes, how many children access the internet without parental supervision and are now convinced that many or all of these pseudo-sciences are true?
Monty Zoom
January 19, 2005 at 10:16 am
36The big problem with ID, is that it tells us nothing. Evolutionary forces Macro/Micro or whatever, are still in effect. Evolution MUST still be going on. Does this mean the ID is still happening? Then the Giant Lobster is trying to kill us! Our time is done! The end is nigh!!! Repent! Repent!
david
January 19, 2005 at 10:30 am
37Allan,
Succinct, dead on.
Shelley,
Thanks for the info. A reason, sadly, to advocate for parental supervision of what should not require parental supervision. Your experience with that Google search brings to light a distressing example of truly pernicious perversion of an internet information service. It really is an internet jungle out there. Apparently Lobster decided, “Enough with the light, let’s have some darkness.”
Jason
January 19, 2005 at 10:39 am
38If God is a giant lobster, then why did he invent melted butter? How come earth lobsters are so dumb? Why is heaven in the sky when lobsters can only survive under water? Is stealing lobster traps a deadly sin, or does is make me a deity?
I’ve got soooo many questions. I think I’ll consult my local fisherman for spiritual guidance.
“Praise to be Lobstah!”
Skerlnik
January 19, 2005 at 10:53 am
39I.D., shmi-D.
I want a winged puppy.
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 11:03 am
40OK, in one corner are the evolutionists who believe that natural selection favors certain forms of life that evolve to be more competitive. In another corner are the creationalist who say that God created the world in 6 days about 6006 years ago and anyone or anything who says otherwise is condemned to the lowest depth of hell to forever watch Howard Cosell reruns. And in the third corner are the IDs who have to admit the evidence is on the side of evolution but need to squeeze God in there somewhere.
We can argue till we are all blue in the face or we can settle it once and for all.
I propose that we fight it out.
Each side will pick it’s smartest, best informed, and most fit, voluptuous young female and they will wrestle it out in a big mud pit,(to simulate early earth conditions). (No divine intervention allowed).
Hey, this makes at least as much sense as Creationalism or ID.
As far as theories go, you better hang on to your ass because gravity is only a theory also.
What determines the difference between a theory and a law? Nothing really, the ones we feel comfortable with we call laws and those we don’t, are theories. Newton’s laws of gravity were amended by Einstein’s theory of Relativity, so even laws are’t written in stone.
Only a hundred years ago no one understood Relativity or Quantum theory either. But your GPS units work because they take those theories into their design. The complex questions are being answered every day and in a few short years it is likely that all of the issues that the IDers pose will be addressed.
Allison’s analogy to dogs is a good one. IDers are looking at things backwards, they see a greyhound and say natural selection couldn’t have come up with a dog that has a pointed nose, huge chest, long legs, and small feet, so that the dog could run fast. What they miss is that if you take a Dachshund and St, Bernard and keep selecting the fastest offspring, it will automatically end up with the characteristics of a Grey Hound because this is what is necessary to run quickly.
Mike F.
January 19, 2005 at 11:19 am
41I love this quote :
“That is: While we have indirect evidence of speciation in the fossil record and elsewhere, we have never actually observed one species evolve into another. Therefore, evolution is mere speculation.”
I’d rewrite it as :
“That is: While we have indirect evidence of God in books written by man and elsewhere, we have never actually obsered God come down and say “Hey how’s it going?” Therefore, belief in God is mere speculation.”
Don’t get me wrong though, I’m not an Atheist more of an Agnostic and wouldn’t be surprised if there was some sort of guiding hand in the formation of our world. However, I agree with the above posters that if there was, it was done billions of years ago and now God or whatever you’d like to call it, is sitting back chillin’ with a beer and watching the best soap opera ever created. I just hope he doesn’t get bored and change the channel.
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 11:29 am
42Intelligent design? Made in God’s image?
He sure did a lousy job on man.
Even I could come up with a better design for humans.
Look at our necks and throats. Our neck is far too vulnerable and who would make a throat that uses the same tube to eat and breath? This only makes sense if you are a fish. Our lungs are closed sacks. Any student knows that a flow through system is much more efficient (like birds). Why only 4 limbs? I’m convinced that intelligence took so long to form on earth because the original pattern had only 4 limbs. Locomotion is 4 times as efferent with 4 limbs, so it was a great sacrifice to give up two legs for 2 arms and a tool manipulating capacity. This is the only scenario where real intelligence is an evolutionary advantage. Had our initial fish ancestors had 6 limbs, (very successful in the insect world) 4 could have been dedicated for movement and 2 for tools (like a centaur), I think that intelligence would have evolved numerous times.
If God made us in his own image why did he give the squid a better eye?
Our blood vessels in the retna are on the surface which interferes with the rod and cone placement, the squid has the vessels behind the retna and avoids the problem.
If you look at a human, its design only makes sense if you think in terms of a given basic pattern, similar in all land vertebrates (head, body, 4 limbs and tail). What we have, is the best you can evolve from a fish that had that original pattern.
Not that intelligent in my book.
Momma in New Yawk who dosn't undertand genetics or comparitive religion but who knows what she likes in a doggie
January 19, 2005 at 11:32 am
43>>What they miss is that if you take a Dachshund and St, Bernard and keep selecting the fastest offspring, it will automatically end up with the characteristics of a Grey Hound because this is what is necessary to run quickly.
Jason
January 19, 2005 at 11:34 am
44“The complex questions are being answered every day and in a few short years it is likely that all of the issues that the IDers pose will be addressed.”
Good point Murray. Over the past 100 years or so, the creationists have always been thrown back on their heels by science. They’ve been constantly changing their stance on issues. They’re forced to adapt their beliefs to the facts we’ve discovered. How can you argue for your beliefs when you’re always being proven wrong?
That’s where the IDers come in. They cut right to the chase. They know science can’t make evolution a hard fact. It’ll ALWAYS be a theory. (Unless science invents a time machine…which would be so cool!) IDers stress the THEORY of evolution to imply some element of doubt. It doesn’t make their side correct…but then again, that’s how conservatives always argue their point.
Momma in New Yawk
January 19, 2005 at 11:35 am
45Yikes! They clipped out my so amusing but devastatingly cogent commentary.
c’est la vie.
(Liked your analogy though, Murray)
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 12:07 pm
48I just read this in the latest issue of Discover Magazine
“Language is an information medium, as is DNA. Language gets transmitted and transformed from generations to generation, just as the information in DNA gets transmitted and transformed, Many languages have appeared, changed and vanished over the centuries, but nobody has ever seen a new language spontaneously appear. (Except Esperanto perhaps) (parenthesis mine). Nevertheless, people accept that languages evolve and that modern languages derive from earlier ones that were, in many cases, considerably different. Why then is it so hard to accept that the same process might happen to the information in our DNA?”
~DS~
January 19, 2005 at 12:07 pm
49ROFL! Oh that is really, really good satire partner. My hat is off to you.
Sue
January 19, 2005 at 12:08 pm
50Seems I heard the ID thing way back in History class (when there was a whole lot less history to learn) under the title of the Prime Mover Theory. Guess they had to make up for the faux pas of leaving out the “Intelligent” part the first time.
If so, it just goes to show that if you wait long enough, anything will come back into style - which is why I kept my Colonial Williamsburg costumes.
Ibid
January 19, 2005 at 12:29 pm
51“Many races believe that the Universe was created by some sort of god or in the Big Bang. The Jatravartid people, however, believe that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. They live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Hankerchief. Theory of the Great Green Arkleseizure is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI.”
-Douglas Adams, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
jack*
January 19, 2005 at 12:54 pm
52ID is founded on the premise “I can’t believe that evolved by chance.” Richard Dawkins calls it the argument from personal incredulity. Evolution is smarter than they are.
Great post, Adam!
Ying Lung
January 19, 2005 at 1:12 pm
53“”"
I just read this in the latest issue of Discover Magazine
“Language is an information medium, as is DNA…
“”"
You’re going to LOVE the February issue:
“Testing Darwin: Researchers at Michigan State prove evolution works”
Chris Brockett
January 19, 2005 at 1:24 pm
54Re Murray’s citation from Discover Magazine: We have seen new languages spontaneously appear. The emergence of Nicuaraguan sign language is a well documented case in point.
Jerry
January 19, 2005 at 1:50 pm
56Damn, this is GOOD!!! Congrats to all the informed, articulate and witty folks commenting on this post.
You did, however, usurp all my informed, articulate and witty comments. So I am left with just this:
An old, simple argument of Creationism (now ID) is that if you look at a watch, you “know” that a random falling-together of atoms just couldn’t have created it. There had to be a “watchmaker.” What they never address is, if God made the universe, what made God?
Personally, I think the Lobster UberGod must have made our local God, and our local God is in deep doo-doo over the whole “boiling pot, drawn butter” thing.
libby
January 19, 2005 at 2:02 pm
57“ID proponents believe science should be conducted objectively, without regard to the implications of its findings.”
-ID Network
I still haven’t finished reading this website…I’m wondering if these “proponents,” the “scientists” who came up with this “theory” in the first place, actually believe what they are saying or are just trying to give “credible arguments” in support of their religeous beliefs. Other people going along with it isn’t surprising, it’s the originators (haha! I hate puns but that one’s funny.) that puzzle me.
(sorry about all those quotation marks, I realized half-way through that’s a tactic used most often by the rightwingers to discredit anything that might come from the other side. but really, I couldn’t being myself to type the above sentence without them.)
Rusty
January 19, 2005 at 2:05 pm
58Cobb county even made it into Scientific American. In the Feb. 2005 edition, Steve Mirsky has his own stickers for various textbooks. The last one, for the cover of Modern Optics, reads: “CAUTION! Dark ages in mirror may be closer than they appear.”
Pick up an SA and check out the rest.
Calypte
January 19, 2005 at 2:20 pm
60The “Intelligence for Dummies” essay is hilarious. I’ve spent about two months in the National Geographic forum that spun off from their Nov 2004 article on evolution (”Was Darwin Wrong?”), and with that background of jousting with creationists and with pseudoscientists on another topic in another forum, I offer some additional observations to the preceding posts here:
(1) Evolution of species HAS been observed in the laboratory, and it is demonstrated when microbes evolve resistence to antibiotics. But the best evidence for evolution is emerging, not from paleontology or breeding experiments, but from genetics, where the study of DNA is showing evidence of common descent linking virtually all living beings.
(2) In this thread I’ve seen the term “theory” used as creationists use it — as an intermediate step in a hierarchy between speculation and fact. The Theory of Evolution encompasses all of the evidence, explanations and predictions of evolution. Evolution is both a fact (it happened) and a theory (the explanation and data from multiple disciplines that explain the fact).
(3) Creationists don’t accept the analogy between dog breeding and speciation as described by evolutionary theory. They say dogs remain dogs. In fact, creationists consider dog breeding to be evidence of a “designer,” because there’s some limit of deviation from the dog “kind” that cannot be exceeded.
(4) One post here seemed to imply that maybe the right evidence would convince creationists, and if we could only come up with it, we’d all be happier. My experience is that creationists/IDers are happy to argue all day about the evidence and whether it’s any good (mostly not, in their view), but, in the end, the evidence doesn’t really matter. To a creationist the Christian Bible was written by God, it is inerrant, and anything offered that disagrees with it is wrong or is misinterpreted or is an invention of Satan, no matter how convincing you and I might think it is. If you point out some place where the Bible is demonstrably wrong (the Bible clearly supports a flat-earth, geocentric cosmology) or morally offensive (endorsement of slavery and the subservient status of women), then they use “special pleading” to explain away the problem. “It was written so it could be understood by the people of the time” or “It simply acknowledged the existing social order” — i.e., God was unable to explain himself at times. They refuse to concede that their claim of biblical inerrancy collapses when they attempt to explain away the uncomfortable parts. I should point out that there are a very few creationists who DO seriously believe the earth is flat and that the sun and planets revolve around the earth. There’s an astronomer named Bouw, who apparently has advanced degrees from prestigious European universities, who has a whole website about the idea that post-Copernican cosmology must be wrong because it disagrees with the Bible. I haven’t seen any of these people in the NGS forum, though.
Calypte
January 19, 2005 at 2:37 pm
61Jerry: Another, funnier, version that creationists use of the watchmaker argument is, “A tornado in a junkyard can’t create a 747!”
If you are debating creationists, you might want to steer clear of using the “Who made God?” retort. A common creationist claim is to expand evolution to the question of the origin of life itself, and to claim that the Theory of Evolution is invalid because it can’t explain that. Some will even expand ToE to include the Big Bang — that ToE can’t account for how or why it happened. The Theory of Evolution doesn’t require an explanation about Ultimate Origins, and you don’t want to give them an opening to demand such an explanation by requiring that the creationist explain the origin of God.
Dan in San Diego
January 19, 2005 at 3:14 pm
62Anyone remember the big dinosaur in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure? It is on Interstate 10 west of Palm Springs. It is a gift shop that sells plastic dinos and fossils and books about how there is evidence that humans and dinos existed at the same time. See, it was the Great Deluge that wiped out the dinos! It all makes sense that way.
tess
January 19, 2005 at 3:18 pm
63Chris Brockett:
Nicaraguan sign language evolved out of necessity from the need to communicate (we are, after all, social creatures). I imagine that many of the people who had to come up with their own sign language did so because there was no community of deaf people for them to learn from, and the separate languages grew out of the gestures that their parents or family members used to try to communicate with them (like, a chopping motion and pointing to a slab of meat). I actually see very little spontaneous about such an example, except when some group decided to get the deaf together and decide on what gestures would work in a more formalized language like American Sign.
And Murray, you forget Elven (thanks to Tolkein) and Klingon. I guess the lesson to be learned is never underestimate nerds.
Smallberries
January 19, 2005 at 3:26 pm
64Just thought I’d pop out of lurk-mode for a change and address the whole Law-vs.-Theory thing. (I get plenty steamed about the radical right, religious zealots and other such topics, but nothing gets me more steamed than pseudoscience. So steamed that my soft flesh becomes tender and succulent, my hard outer carapace turns a bright red, and I become very tsty with a lemon butter sauce…)
Ahem. Scientific Theory vs. Law (a Primer)
Many people, and several on this board, seem to think that there is a progression from hypothesis, to theory, to law. This is not so.
A scientific law is just a (usually mathematical) generalization of something observed or measured. A theory is an explanation of a phenomenon. (Law = “what is happening”, Theory = “why does it happen”). Laws often take the form of equations, like Newton’s law of gravity:
F = G [(M1*M2)/r^2]
This law simply tells you how to find the gravitational force acting on two objects - if you know their masses and their distance from each other, you can plug ‘em in and figure out the force exerted. If you’re into this sort of thing, it also tells you that the masses of the two objects are equal factors in the total force, but their distance from each other is a REALLY BIG factor.
Notice that this law says NOTHING about WHY objects attract each other. That’s what the THEORY of gravity is for, and Newton didn’t really have one. Einstein eventually comes along and provides one; the theory of general realtivity explains why gravity works, why this force whose properties were described by Newton’s law works the way it does.
In terms of evolution, the theory explains the origins of species, the relationships between them, the fossil record, all that (it’s the Grand Unification Theory of biology, basically). It’s an explanation of the how’s and why’s, and it’s an excellent one. But it isn’t the kind of thing that would be labeled a “law.” like the laws of motion, the laws of thermodynamics, the ideal gas law. Those are just equations. Evolutionary theory is way bigger and cooler than that!
Clear so far? Good. This is why when ID and other creationists say “Evolution is just a theory,” what they’re realy saying is “Me am scientifically naive.” (Incidentally, in the legal profession, the word “theory” is used in a different manner, closer in definition to a scientist’s “hypothesis”. This is not the scientific definition/usage, but it’s probably why the IDers get away with using it that way. People tend not to make the distiction.)
Hey! You waded throught the whole thing! Congratualtions!
Bob
January 19, 2005 at 3:29 pm
65“A tornado in a junkyard can’t create a 747!”
But it could create Intelligent Design several times over.
Sharon
January 19, 2005 at 3:34 pm
66Thank you, Smallberries. That explains _why_ a woman I know who has two masters degrees (math and physics) can still be comfortable telling me that evolution is “only a theory”.
Oh, but wait. As someone trained in science, she should already understand the distinction between a scientific law and a scientific theory.
Oh, well. “My mind is made up. Don’t confuse me with facts.”
Nicole
January 19, 2005 at 3:51 pm
67Well, fellow Felber fans, I am pleased to announce that I’ve had all the ID evidence I need.
For just a very little bit ago, I opened what seemed to be an innocuous can of soup . Little did I know that it was really a can of salvation!
Ever since I was young, my liberal God-hating schools taught me that scientific laws are unchangeable. Namely, in this case, that despite the long-held belief that “a watched pot never boils,” the contents of the pot will start to boil in the same amount of time whether watched or not. The details are fuzzy given my recent revelation, but it had something to do with heat n’ stuff.
However, the pot of soup that I set on the stove, instead of taking 5 minutes to boil like it usually does, took an incredible 15 minutes (well, it sure seemed like it so it must have been) to start bubbling! Now, I started to test theories like the “scientists” would have done - I checked to see if the burner was working, I checked to see if the pot was on the correct burner, and in desperation, I even tried “stirring” the contents. All to no avail.
I was finally forced to accept that “scientific theories” are bogus, and that God is ever-present and changes things at his will, even something as seemingly lowly as a can of soup. If we can’t even boil something without His help, how can we believe “evolution” can conduct itself?
So if you’ll excuse me, I have to dedicate myself to the Almighty Homestyle Lentil in the sky.
Thompson
January 19, 2005 at 3:56 pm
68Hm. Minor point on Elven as developed by Mister Tolkien–it’s a lift from another language with nips and tucks. Basically it ends up being something like an offshoot dialect of old Norse. I don’t remember the exact language he modified to build it.
Klingon… I have no idea. May in fact be a total from-scratch build. I’m not so big a nerd that I have -that- particular piece of useless encyclopaedic knowledge at hand. -wry grin-
Ben
January 19, 2005 at 3:59 pm
69I could totally go for some lazy man’s God-lobster right about now.
Bill Fishlore
January 19, 2005 at 4:09 pm
70The Intelligent Design guys are using stuff out of Thomas Aquinas - not that that is BAD, just a bit old-fashioned. Design is a function of *perception*: I can see three beer bottles (empty) on the bar, but the threeness isn’t in the bottles, it’s in the counting. The design we perceive in the universe is a function of our perceptive mechanisms, eyes, nerves, brain etc. These organs evolved to see designs, so they do. Last summer I was sitting on my porch smoking some good weed and watching the fireflies light up on the lawn. Each time a few of them would light up at once, my imagination would connect the points of light with imaginary lines, making truly awesome geometric figures. I made the design - the fireflies are not working from a blueprint supplied by Mr. Invisible. Beer bottles, weed - these are the tools to defeat ID.
Jerry
January 19, 2005 at 4:16 pm
71Smallberries - What a wonderfully concise explanation! Very well done.
Calypte - thank you, but don’t worry…I no longer try to debate with Creationist/IDers. I feel sorry for them, and if there seems to be a spark, I try to fan it it into a flame of understanding, but usually leave it alone.
If their own faith doesn’t inform them, and they have to resort to science to support their faith, then they have to do science like everybody else. But they don’t. They have to lie, twist words and concepts of science, they are sad in their lack of faith.
If I were a person of faith, I would have to believe that God is as much further beyond my understanding than I am to that of a virus. I would have to admire a God that created me through thirteen billion years of subtle, fascinating, creation more than one I perceived as spitting in a lump of mud like some imbecile potter.
But that is the heart of the problem. These people think that they can actually understand That Which Cannot Be Understood. They have no appreciation of the subtleties of what they believe to be his works. They believe the Bible is inerrant, even though they can’t get through Genesis 1 and 2 and tell you whether God made women or trees first. They are pathetic, superstitious natives, trying to make my kids listen to their nonsense in their science classes.
Arne Langsetmo
January 19, 2005 at 4:28 pm
72The supporters of ID claim that the diversity of life is too complex to be explained by a “simple” mechanism such as natural selection, then tout their own even simpler “because God made it so”!
Hmmmmm. Yes….
Perhaps that is one good rejoinder to the IDers. Why not ask them to prove that an “intelligent designer” is indeed capable of producing all the diversity that we see? I for one am rather doubtful about this unsupported claim, and I think it only fair for them to show that such is indeed possible. Call me a sceptic, but I suspect that we have quite a bit more evidence for evolution producing various bits and pieces of the natural world than we do for any space lobsters doing any such little part. . . .
Turn about is fair play, no?
Cheers,
ghani
January 19, 2005 at 4:36 pm
73Klingon was developed by a linguist (Dr.Mark Okrand) for Paramount Studios. So yes it basically has a creator (who studied similar creations). Esperanto is basically just a Romanic language with a simplified grammer. It is so similiar to Italien that you can speak Esperanto, with and Italien and they’ll only complain about your horrendous grammer and a word here or there that is different.
A while back I read an article (in Scientific America) that explained how the human body could be improved to last longer. So even if the Intelligent Designer had for some reason give us four limbs and a spine, it could be built to last longer and and be less breakable. (Knee joints turned around, crooked spine, etc)
Calypte
January 19, 2005 at 4:37 pm
74Thompson: My personal Tolkien expert (my wife) told me that Elven was derived from Finnish, which is a Finno-Ugric language and unrelated to Old Norse, which is a Germanic language. The Germanic languages (English is one) are part of the Indo-European family.
Chris Brockett
January 19, 2005 at 4:44 pm
75Tess:
At risk of staying off-topic, Nicaraguan Sign Language really did emerge completely spontaneously, without anyone “deciding” anything. Nobody invented it, there was no adult supervision, and there was certainly no intelligent designer, unlike Tolkein’s langugages, or Klingon. It sprang up spontaneously among deaf children who had been collected together so that they could receive an education–in Spanish. What emerged was a fully-fledged language with syntactic categories and functional uses of signs, and a grammar completely unlike Spanish. This is why Nicaraguan Sign Language is so exciting to linguists. It is extremely rare that the emergence of a language has been so well documented–unlike the case of pidgins, languages that have also emerged apparently spontaneously, but whose origins are extremely murky. There was a readily accessible BBC article on the web on Nicaraguan Sign Language a few months ago, which refers to an orginal article in Science (September 2004?). I also recall an article in the journal Language a few months ago.
It is, I think, an open issue as to whether the emergence of this sign language reflects some sort of Chomskian innate human language faculty or as the emergence of order owing to communicative pressures–which can be viewed as a form of natural selection.
Chris Brockett
January 19, 2005 at 4:51 pm
76PS: I am not suggesting for a moment that an innate human language faculty, if such a thing exists, is not the result of Darwinian evolution.
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 19, 2005 at 4:52 pm
77Great posts, everyone! Kudos especially to Murray, I’ve enjoyed reading his comments for a while now. Yes, the cephalopod eye is better than ours — no blind spot. As for the flaws in the human body design, I’d like to add bad knees and bad backs. I think we just haven’t yet evolved a good body plan for our upright stance. And given modern medicine, which allows so many genetically unfit bodies to survive and pass their genes to future generations, we probably won’t. Not that that’s a bad thing for human society. But a population geneticist might argue that we’re not doing any favors to our gene pool by allowing bad genes to persist in the human population.
Several years ago now, one of the science reference librarians at the university here organized a community book club called Science Matters at the public library. Every month she scheduled a scientist to lead a discussion on some layperson-friendly science book. Most of the participants were not scientists themselves, but were interested in science.
When she asked me to take part, I chose Richard Dawkins’ “Climbing Mount Improbable” because in this book Dawkins does an especially good job of debunking the anti-evolution challenges of the creationists. Things like “There’s no way evolution could create an eye like ours from nothing” We had some very lively discussion, and I think most of the participants got a lot out of the book.
What is becoming clear to me regarding this evolution/ID debate is that it is the job of scientists to educate non-scientists. Not preach at. Educate. Maybe if the average lay person had a better understanding of the theory of evolution and how it works he/she would be less afraid of it.
And speaking of the formation of new species, I remember reading an article about some insects that appear to be undergoing a speciation event. If I recall correctly, a grad student was looking at the genetic structure of certain populations of this insect. She found that there was variation in the genetic relatedness of the populations and that this variation was correlated with variation in some environmental parameter — the greater the difference in the environment, the greater the difference in the genes. Although it may be several more generations before these insects diverge completely into separate species, she does seem to have caught them in the act, so to speak.
With regards to the evolution or creation of new languages, I thought that Tolkein developed Elvish (not Elven) and Dwarvish (or did I just make that up?). As for Klingon, I don’t know what the origin was, but to me it sounds like a cross between German and Cantonese.
Rick
January 19, 2005 at 6:06 pm
78In 1957 Martin Gardner wrote Fads and Fallacies in the Name of Science. Carl Sagan’s 1997 book, Demon-Haunted World, seems to suggest that our society has become LESS rational in the intervening 40 years.
Some time ago I read Uncommon Sense, by Alan Cromer. The author, a physics professor, contends that objectivity is not natural for us. Science defies ‘common sense’. (Science is hard.)
I agree. I think our nature is to look for simple cosmic truths. Fire -> hot. Sabre-toothed cat -> bad. We look for purpose, for good, for bad. (For millenia the ‘purpose’ of astronomy was astrology.)
I can understand the appeal of ID. (Hey, I wouldn’t mind some purpose to my life!) But I can’t forget the sign posted in a geophysics lab I worked in. “I wouldn’t have seen it if I hadn’t believed it”.
adam
January 19, 2005 at 6:20 pm
79To the terrific texts referenced above, I wanna add Dan Dennett’s “Darwin’s Dangerous Idea.” It’s clear, entertaining, and thought-provoking. Like some of Dawkins’ books, it’s a great introduction to the latest and greatest in evolutionary science and thinking.
tess
January 19, 2005 at 6:29 pm
80Chris Brockett:
I guess the Nicaraguan case just doesn’t strike me as being particularly spontaneous: You have a group of kids who each probably had some sort of gestural language to communicate with their familiies and then shoved them together. I figured that with the need to communicate, some gestures get adopted, others discarded, and ideas need to be communicated through grammar. Either that, or my uneducated speculation on linguistics is preventing me from understanding the logistics of what went on in these kids’ heads.
Though now I feel the need to commit a sin and eat the sacred offspring of the The Big Lobster in a salad with consomme on the side. Thanks — I WAS on a budget.
Calypte
January 19, 2005 at 6:30 pm
81Yes, Elven or Elfish (or whatever it is) was Tolkien’s invention, but he was an expert in Finnish mythology (the Kalavela) and taught himself Finnish, and — at least according to what I’ve been told (not being an expert myself) — developed Elven from Finnish.
Mike Z
January 19, 2005 at 6:50 pm
82Another good book on this is “Finding Darwin’s God” by Kenneth Miller. He does a good job of explaining the distinct positions within the broad “creationism” or “intelligent design” categories.
Geni
January 19, 2005 at 7:50 pm
83If human bodies are a result of some stupendously intelligent design, then someone needs to explain to me why there’s a toxic waste line running through the major recreational area.
Emmarie
January 19, 2005 at 8:38 pm
85“They believe the Bible is inerrant, even though they can’t get through Genesis 1 and 2 and tell you whether God made women or trees first.”
dude…that’s hard. You try reading something completely self-contradictory and pick one right answer.
What I really wish IDers would answer is the question “why the heck did The Great Lobster stop with humans?” After all, if most of the human race is so stupid that they can’t accept ID, why should they get to exist (so the reasoning goes)?
I really wish I could remember all the comments I was thinking as I was reading these. Ah well.
Landis
January 19, 2005 at 8:50 pm
86Wow, don’t look away from this site. You blink and Adam gets infinitely more popular (or controversial). Either way, keep it up. I love his wit, and the community that we see in the comments section is amazing. Too bad the forum is dead….
I’m with Dee on the La-Z-Boy theory. I don’t attend a church anymore, but was brought up with a bit of varying takes. I went to synagogue when I was in preschool, spent more time at Bible Churches in youth groups, and attended a Catholic high-school (still proud of the fact that they only class I ever cheated in was Ethics!).
I’ve got to say as a scientific minded, non-church attending Christian, I’m a huge fan of what used to be called Theistic Evolution (at least as I understood it). When I first heard of ID (not to be confused with ED, although there are similarities) I thought it was just a new name for my little belief. Um, no.
To me the scientific theories of evolution are amazing. And I don’t have a problem with it (or any other real science) at all. It’s just when you go back to the Big Bang and you get to the ‘What was before that?’ question, I don’t have much of a problem leaving it to God, the Lobster, or some other force beyond my comprehension. And I don’t think that belief is hypocritical at all. But it’s certainly not this new pseudo-science called ID.
Thanks for discussion and the comedy (which I desperately need after listening to Ms. Rice all day yesterday and today on NPR).
God/Lobster/Allah/Mother Nature help us all.
AlanDownunder
January 19, 2005 at 9:18 pm
87Blasphemers!
May the Intelligent Designer have mercy on your souls.
Emmarie (3 weeks into ethics class and has cheated already; not that any of you heard that)
January 19, 2005 at 9:24 pm
88The only soul I want mercy on is the bottom of the left of my favorite Converses. The poor thing is near to breaking.
…I hope this doesn’t post twice. The Internet is as tricky as the universe sometimes.
Tom
January 19, 2005 at 11:11 pm
90Sorry, but there are just WAY too many responses to read them all. Still, I would like to thank you, Mr. Felber, for writing this particular entry. As a hard-core, super-duper, far-beyond-what-you-can-possibly-consider-”healthy” evolutionist, I am just astounded by how creationists and “ID”-ists keep coming up with arguments supporting their so-called “theory” (and I use that term loosely) against evolution. Evolution is not “just a theory.” This particular phrase is the result of the ignorance of the lay-bible-pusher. A “theory” in normal English is synonymous with “guess,” “prediction,” or “hypothesis.” This is not so in the case of science. Scientific terminology defines a “theory” as a statement or set of statements that has been backed up by volumes and volumes of research, just short of becoming scientific LAW.
Dammit. I just read some posts above and it turns out I’m going to look like a major copycat. I could just delete everything above this, but I think I’ll just leave it. Still, I don’t know why some of you guys don’t fight for the right and duke it out with those ID-ers! I, and this may be just me, get my daily kicks from laying the smackdown on the Big Guy’s self-appointed science-killers. There are counter arguements for every single one of ID’s counterpoints, even going all the way back to questioning His existence if you have to. It hardly ever goes that far, but if they get to the point of physical violence, it helps to bring some friends. And fire extinguishers (for the torches).
BTW, Geni, LOVE the quote. ^^
Laura
January 19, 2005 at 11:24 pm
91Mike Z said: “That is: While we have indirect evidence of speciation in the fossil record and elsewhere, we have never actually observed one species evolve into another. Therefore, evolution is mere speculation.”
Actually, we have observed speciation. Mostly in plants, since plant genetics is FREAKY WEIRD and they can instantly speciate, but in some animals as well. Googling for “observed speciation” turns up a bunch of resources, if anyone is interested.
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 11:29 pm
92Allison,
Don’t be so hard on those genetically defective folk. If I didn’t have glasses, my next bike ride might be my last.
A friend of mine makes a point that we are going backwards genetically. Look at which people have the most children and who has the least.
I’m confused; I always thought that lobster was food of the gods.
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 11:42 pm
93Theistic evolution?
Why not?
At the Christian college I attended no one questioned evolution, it was taught.
As my minister dad would say.
“The Bible gives who and why, science gives how and when”.
(Not that I believe that who and why thing any more)
Mike Z
January 19, 2005 at 11:54 pm
94I apologize if someone snuck this comment in somewhere up there already, but it is also interesting to note that (as far as I’m aware) this whole movement to keep evolution from being taught in public schools is a uniquely American (USA) phenomenon. I’m not sure what to make of that, exactly, but it seems like it must tell us something deep about the Christian far right in this country.
Sean F.
January 20, 2005 at 1:14 am
95Yeah, they’re a bunch of intolerant, luddite retards who are clinging desperately to the beliefs created by a primitive culture who ascribed everything to supernatural causes.
Because they didn’t understand almost anything, except that the belief in a higher power IS an effective incentive system. It still is today. But all this creationism nonsense– and it IS nonsense, it’s a fairy tail to keep kids afraid of God– is just gravy. Believe the world is six minutes old for all I care, but separation of church and state is one of the bedrocks of the USA, and every damn religion has its own little bedtime story about how the world was made.
That’s why those asinine stickers should be made into toilet paper. Let’s coexist. Let’s applaud the fact that the big boys in power are actually keep